the ryanair rant thread (1 Viewer)

[Anthony]

I think I have this sorted now. There's a shop that will print out boarding passes but they need to be emailed. Naturally, Ryanair's IT dept decided that passes can't be downloaded on a phone. So I've asked my brother (in Canada!) to log in and download the PDF then email it to me so that I can email it to the shop that will charge me to print it out. Holy shit, who'd go away?
Worth mentioning that this is not a hut and a donkey town either!

 

[hugh]

Where are you exactly?

 

[hydromancer]

You should have brought a couple of copies of your return boarding pass with you.

 

[Anthony]

In Spain, a place called Porto du mazaron. Hydromamcer, you can only check in 7 days before you fly.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

In Spain, a place called Porto du mazaron. Hydromamcer, you can only check in 7 days before you fly.

It looks gorgeous there. Is it?

 

[nooleen]

there are lots of lovely volcanic rocks down around there

 

[Anthony]

Yea, it's not a bad spot. Going scuba diving on Friday. The mountains are lunar like. Ultra hot. Phew

 

[hugh]

You flying back from Alicante? It's really nice. Which surprised me for some reason.

 

[Anthony]

No, Murcia. About an hour away.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Yea, it's not a bad spot. Going scuba diving on Friday. The mountains are lunar like. Ultra hot. Phew

What's your gig out there?

If that's not too personal.

I want to fantasise about moving to Spain.

 

[Anthony]

Holiday, house exchange. This is the first time we've exchanged with someone's holiday home. Usually you end up with a fully equipped house.
Anyway we opted for a sea based holiday this time, cheaper.
The town of mazaron is a kip but we're in the port. Buzzing place. But small, not a party town, which is nice.
I wouldn't move here.

 

[pete]

Yea, it's not a bad spot. Going scuba diving on Friday.

a sea based holiday is it?

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

If Spain is in an economic crisis, then is property mad cheap over there?

 

[Anthony]

There's a few estate agents around. I'll have a gander.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

This is from an internal official RyanAir document regarding their "voice":
“We stand for everyone and we are against the system that made air travel in Europe the domain of the well to do. We are also against the trappings of high cost travel (lounges, business class, first class, plastic loyalty cards and all that wank).”

 

[rettucs]

will be going on my first Ryanair flight since 1987 (before they were a budget airline), soon.

Will be back to this thread, no doubt, straight after.

 

[ernesto]

Have found Ryanair pretty good last few times

 

[ernesto]

Vueling Airlines can get tae fuck though. Cunts.
Different thread maybe

 

[rettucs]

Flew these last night. Surprisingly decent. If they'd only get rid of that shocking colour scheme on the inside of the planes. All the yellow is headache-inducing.

Thats one phobia I'm over anyways...

 

[Lili Marlene]

It got considerably better when they started assigning seats.

Pity about their CEO.