The New Pope (2 Viewers)

[billygannon]

Who's it going to be?

I wonder what it's like in the Vatican right now... what are they listening to?
What music will inspire them to choose the next Santa?

 

[roxy]

We might hope it'd be lesbian one but I think it'd be reaching for the stars...

 

[tripoli]

Who's it going to be?

I wonder what it's like in the Vatican right now... what are they listening to?
What music will inspire them to choose the next Santa?

I think jade could do the business, i really do
!baggyyyy !baggyyyy

 

[avernus]

whoever he is, I hope he isnt as scary as this guy:

 

[sparse]

It's it supposed to be a black person? Thats what Nostradamus said, and then follows the end of the world.
My bets on Justin Fashanu, they seem to like footballers in the Vatican what with old JPII being Polands national goalkeeper beforehand.

 

[RSJ]

Who's it going to be?

I wonder what it's like in the Vatican right now... what are they listening to?
What music will inspire them to choose the next Santa?

I'd have jade in that photo i would. Not now though, she looks like a tart.

 

[Anne OMalley]

Pope Music

This is a myth. Carol never turned pro. He was a talented keeper, apparently, and it was said that he had the potential to play for the national side. But th'oul religion got the better of him and he dropped the ball, so to speak. From that point on, the side of Jesus was the only one for which he saved.

As for the new Pope, my vote goes to the guy from Honduras, Maradiaga. He plays sax, bass, organ (ho ho), has master's degrees in physics and psychology, speaks seven languages and - get this - has a pilot's license.

If the devil actually got his shit together to declare actual war (as opposed to just maintaining that entry-level evil with which we are all familiar), then Maradiaga is the only guy who could head up an army of the faithful. I mean, as well as telling us what to do in a language we could understand and playing a few jazz standards while we waited for the aircraft to scramble, he could actually fly us into battle.

He'd be the Catholic Church's answer to Luke Skywalker, and the dear knows they've waited long enough for that.

It's it supposed to be a black person? Thats what Nostradamus said, and then follows the end of the world.
My bets on Justin Fashanu, they seem to like footballers in the Vatican what with old JPII being Polands national goalkeeper beforehand.

 

[krystal]

Re: Pope Music

No, it would be like Holy Independance Day!

I sincerely hope Cousin Eddie will be helping out by flying a plane up the devils flue.

If the devil actually got his shit together to declare actual war (as opposed to just maintaining that entry-level evil with which we are all familiar), then Maradiaga is the only guy who could head up an army of the faithful. I mean, as well as telling us what to do in a language we could understand and playing a few jazz standards while we waited for the aircraft to scramble, he could actually fly us into battle.

He'd be the Catholic Church's answer to Luke Skywalker, and the dear knows they've waited long enough for that.

 

[lazarwalker]

 

[LMD64]

Re: Pope Music

the side of Jesus was the only one for which he saved.

for this punnage alone, you shall not gain entry to the ranks of the redeemed.

 

[evil bandit]

Re: Pope Music

This is a myth. Carol never turned pro. He was a talented keeper, apparently, and it was said that he had the potential to play for the national side. But th'oul religion got the better of him and he dropped the ball, so to speak. From that point on, the side of Jesus was the only one for which he saved.

He was great with crosses I believe............... I'll get my coat

 

[Dwight]

I'd say Bishop Len Brennan would make an excellent pontiff.

"Don't call me Len you little bollix, I'm the pope!"

"Well done Len".

That sort of stuff would be happening around the Vatican all day.

 

[Bag'o'cans]

www.catholicsingles.com

Hopefully the next pope will help us eliminate the scurge of protestantism, lutherism, islam and all other non believers.

 

[avernus]

I'd say Bishop Len Brennan would make an excellent pontiff.

"Don't call me Len you little bollix, I'm the pope!"

"Well done Len".

That sort of stuff would be happening around the Vatican all day.

he's a fictional character.

 

[Zeelander]

As I can't award any more rep because I've given out too much in the last 24 hours, I'd like to recall all rep I've awarded to other people and redistribute it to the contributors of this thread. Except, eh... <scrolls down> ReadySteadyJedi. High five everyone else for their funny posts. God bless you.

 

[Dude no.7]

whoever he is, I hope he isnt as scary as this guy:

Cardinal Richeleau from Dog - Tanion three musketeers cartoon..... !bog!bog!bog!bog!bog .... happy days!!!!

 

[ConorDeasy]

 

[The Fwames]

David Hasselhoff for pope! He likes puppies, has nice hair and a cool pope mobile. What more could you ask for?

 

[Dwight]

he's a fictional character.

yeah sure, that's what they said about Mr. T when they made him into a cartoon but he was still real.

 

[The Fwames]

Actually what about this guy? He looks like a fun Pontiff.