the healthy thread (1 Viewer)

[Squiggle]

yeah he's a jokeshop.

but Carrot Top on the other hand. him i could eat with a spoon!

Only if he promised to wear a bag on his head.

gah-him again

must ..refresh... eyes

Has she got terrible hair too?

 

[therealjohnny]

why yes, she has

 

[egg_]

I dunno if trying to eat healthy will make you thin - just eat less. It's not hard to figure out, it's just hard to do

 

[Franco]

this thread is a good work out.

 

[jane]

"shoulders of a line backer"

hey hey hey! lets not be dissing the big shoulders now

I wish.

But in any case, the point is to be healthy, and mostly I am. I'm just a bit squishy in places. I'd rather be a bit squishy and be all me than be...ooh....sob.

Anyway, running is great, but not everyone loves it, and Dublin has WAY too much concrete for most people. I've also got appalling posture so end up sore a good bit.

Going for big walks is also a good way to lose weight and tone up a bit because it feels more like recreation than exercise.

 

[magicbastarder]

they should build massive aqueducts crisscrossing over dublin, so people can swim to work. it'd fix the traffic problem, and help people get fit too.

 

[Corey]

My doctor has specifically instructed me not to exercise as i am far too healthy as it is.

 

[JohnnyRaz]

I wish.

But in any case, the point is to be healthy, and mostly I am. I'm just a bit squishy in places. I'd rather be a bit squishy and be all me than be...ooh....sob.

Anyway, running is great, but not everyone loves it, and Dublin has WAY too much concrete for most people. I've also got appalling posture so end up sore a good bit.

Going for big walks is also a good way to lose weight and tone up a bit because it feels more like recreation than exercise.

thank you for posting that photo of the pole vaulter again.
sincerely.
j raz

 

[Jill Hives]

My doctor has specifically instructed me not to exercise as i am far too healthy as it is.

I was honestly told, "drink more and eat less green vege." Sadly, I love green vege and don't really drink. It is actually pretty hard to maintain.

 

[Corey]

I was honestly told, "drink more and eat less green vege." Sadly, I love green vege and don't really drink. It is actually pretty hard to maintain.

Ditto. He said: "Eat more burgers" and "Try not to burn off so many calories each day", then tipped his hat and roared off on his motorbike. Cool Doctors are fucking awsome.

 

[Unicron]

I'll say it again, bodyweight exercises. Sit ups, leg raises, press ups, hindu squats. I've got good results of them in the past year. I've not weighed myself in 6 months but I know I'm looking better than I used to, still got a ways to go but.

My last gal was gorgeous but obviously had low standards so I need to shape up to maintain ththat calibre of woman. Also, I don't want to die of a heart attack at 45.

Jane, unless you've balooned up like crazy since Christmas you're not to big.

 

[magicbastarder]

i've just taken my rest pulse. 60bpm. that's way below what i expected.

 

[Yurn!]

i'm racing at terrifying cockspeeds today.

 

[nlgbbbblth]

My doctor blamed my weight gain on

1) Eating the wrong foods

2) Giving up smoking

He said that if took up smoking again, my weight problems would disappear - 'but as I doctor, I can't really condone smoking'.

'Do you smoke yourself Doctor?'

'Yes. Players Navy Cut'

 

[Mormon Nailer]

thank you for posting that photo of the pole vaulter again.
sincerely.
j raz

isn't she nice.

I would also like to point out that Padma and Salman are to be divorced and that those of you who are interested shoud form an orderly queue behind me.

I think this might possibly be the first time I could be considered a step up for someone.

 

[Yurn!]

surprised beer hasn't been mentioned ALOT more in this thread.

i had fucking NOTHING on me until 2 years ago, when i switched to beer and BAM!!!! the mass that began to accumulate around my whole body like some sort of wobbly army.

 

[magicbastarder]

isn't she nice.

I would also like to point out that Padma and Salman are to be divorced and that those of you who are interested shoud form an orderly queue behind me.

I think this might possibly be the first time I could be considered a step up for someone.

what happened her arm?

 

[Mormon Nailer]

what happened her arm?

Car crash I think
either that or it's fatwah related

 

[Mormon Nailer]

First time I've noticed (and i've studied in some detail) but by the look of that picture her boobs would fail the pencil test.
Guess nobodys perfect.

 

[RSJ]

My doctor blamed my weight gain on

1) Eating the wrong foods

2) Giving up smoking

He said that if took up smoking again, my weight problems would disappear - 'but as I doctor, I can't really condone smoking'.

'Do you smoke yourself Doctor?'

'Yes. Players Navy Cut'

Word. I was skinny as a rake until i quit the fags. Now... A manstrosity!