The Dating Game (2 Viewers)

[broken arm]

never been on a 'date'

never fallen asleep mid ride

had sex in a graveyard

 

[Buzzo]

never been on a 'date'

had sex in a graveyard

Havin a wank doesn't count man

 

[broken arm]

Havin a wank doesn't count man

as a date?

 

[Buzzo]

no


yes


what?


You had a what where?

It's weird, I don't feel comfortable replying with tales of my own highLairyous endeavours coz it'd gross out me brothers what read the forum.

 

[broken arm]

no


yes


what?


You had a what where?

It's weird, I don't feel comfortable replying with tales of my own highLairyous endeavours coz it'd gross out me brothers what read the forum.

yea this is gross.

me and L are having a haminaversary soon. I think its seven years. or eight maybe. that's sweet isn't it.:heart:

 

[Buzzo]

It's 7 man. 1998. Congrats. Yous gonna have a ride to celebrate? (keeping in the spirit of the thread an all).

 

[broken arm]

It's 7 man. 1998.

you're weird.







but sound

 

[guy of the tiger]

Friend of mine was on a date with a girl. Was in a club with her and went into the toilet for a wank.

bizzareo.

I suppose its a compliment to her

 

[broken arm]

i know this guy that was on a date and got sick on himself in the pub when she was in the toilet. to hide his shame he poured a pint of guiness down his front and said someone kncked his pint over

 

[taubstumm]

i pmed la la earlier and asked her on a date but she's in hong kong, so i'm going on a date with her best friend instead.

 

[wild_cat]

Got so drunk on vodka he had to lift me on to the toilet to piss and pull down my pants and all...... Its also the worst night of my life.. I puked all over him that night to.

 

[desertedvillage]

I had a girl puke on my chest when we were in a club.
We were on pills so noone got too upset.
I had already puked in her bed in my sleep so it would've been hypocritical to get pissy.
Not a date as we'd been together for a few years at that stage.

Will thumped still be archived in 20 years and will our children read this shit?
Has anyone ever thought about that? There are some parents on here already...

 

[RSJ]

I remember when i was in college i used to live with erasmus students every year and they always had wicked parties. The spanish lads were mad. One night, one of them took this french girl home, and had to stop in the middle of the act six times to get sick. Eventually he got tired of running to the jacks so he got sick all over her, finished the job, rolled over and went to sleep.

Who says romance is dead.

 

[Buzzo]

Roisin is the winner. Pants down.

Raffs- I only remember coz it was the year I moved out of home, and the year you began squattin in mine. hippy.


Tomser- av a good date. don't puke on her.

 

[snakybus]

Will thumped still be archived in 20 years and will our children read this shit?
Has anyone ever thought about that? There are some parents on here already...

well, my little one did a shite on the floor the other day

so I have more dirt on her than she could ever have on me

 

[Wavioli]

Got so drunk on vodka he had to lift me on to the toilet to piss and pull down my pants and all...... Its also the worst night of my life.. I puked all over him that night to.

was that in old wesley?

 

[desertedvillage]

well, my little one did a shite on the floor the other day

so I have more dirt on her than she could ever have on me

Was she on Pills? These things happen y'know

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

i heard mikes daughter couldn't get a boner cos she was mad out of it on yokes

 

[wild_cat]

was that in old wesley?

No, started on the side of street next thing I knew I was walking out of wexfords version of the blast covered in sick. I cringe and feel degraded thinking about it.

 

[brianoak]

Whats this riding thing yis are talking about like?