Tell me a joke thread (1 Viewer)

[therealjohnny]

 

[therealjohnny]

Joke I heard last night.

How does a transgender person murder someone?



They slash them

How do non-binary people kill people?

They/Them.

guys. we need to get aligned here.

 

[sleepy]

guys. we need to get aligned here.

@seanc got more likes for his. It’s the internet equivalent of someone getting more laughs for telling the exact same joke you did 2 minutes earlier

 

[therealjohnny]

@seanc got more likes for his. It’s the internet equivalent of someone getting more laughs for telling the exact same joke you did 2 minutes earlier

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[Kermit McDermott]

I was in a delli recently and asked for an LGBT sandwich instead of a BLT sandwich.

I won't make that mistake again.

 

[seanc]

Cheese jokes I've strangely never heard before:

What's the most punk cheese?
Just don't give edam.

What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
Halloumi.

 

[seanc]

..

 

[nuke terrorist]

I was in a delli recently and asked for an LGBT sandwich instead of a BLT sandwich.

I won't make that mistake again.

Yeah, salad would be better for you.