Stepping out with someone from your workplace (2 Viewers)

[Unicron]

Next time your mum is making a cake slip a roofie into the mix.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

OK
Nice and calm now.
Don't pull anything like the flower shit without checking in here first.

Be plesant and friendly and give it a couple of days. Come Friday (camly, without blushing, flushing, sweating, running around or speaking in a high squeaky voice) ask her whether she would like to go for a drink after work.

When she accepts - try and pick someplace plesant. And don't jump immediately to Defcon 5 and profess your undying love. That meeting will be her chance to size you up outside work and to convice herself you are not a mentalist. So again -try and be calm.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

You gettin all this

 

[CinnamonBoy]

You gettin all this

Yes, Mr. Nailer! Actually, I think we're all going boozing after work tomorrow.....

 

[Mormon Nailer]

Yes, Mr. Nailer! Actually, I think we're all going boozing after work tomorrow.....

That's no good that's not going to work.

 

[avernus]

How the fuck do you trick someone in to boarding a plane bound for the Caribbeann??????

you're not.. from around here.. are you.

 

[CinnamonBoy]

That's no good that's not going to work.

Maybe not, but we'll see.

 

[Squiggle]

Mormon Nailer is giving good advice here... you should pay attention.

Time alone, outside of work or work related socialising is really important for both of you. And, lets face it, you're not going to be at your most natural with all your colleagues looking on.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

Mormon Nailer is giving good advice here... you should pay attention.

Time alone, outside of work or work related socialising is really important for both of you. And, lets face it, you're not going to be at your most natural with all your colleagues looking on.

Love advice from Andy and me. How could it possibly go wrong?

 

[Squiggle]

Well, you can't be wrong all the time... and this time you happen to be right.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

Even a stopped clock......

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

Love advice from Andy and me. How could it possibly go wrong?

unlike most people here, we live on the planet Earth

 

[Mormon Nailer]

Well, you can't be wrong all the time.

Come on. Bullet points please.

 

[Squiggle]

Come on. Bullet points please.

Hey, I was AGREEING with your advice.

It was wonderful advice... inspired even... have you thought of starting your own advice column?

"Dear Uncle Mormon..." It could really take off.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

Everything I know I got from Mr. Blue in Salon. Now there was an advice column. Wry, perceptive, sensible, poetic even.

I don't know if I could hope to better that.

However, seeing as I'm a nosey old sod and enjoy revelling in others misfortune, I could be tempted to try.

We need a new name though Dear Uncle Mormon is too remisiscent of Uncle Dave Macon - people would think I was a banjo playing savant giving out downhome southern good sense.

 

[Squiggle]

Everything I know I got from Mr. Blue in Salon. Now there was an advice column. Wry, perceptive, sensible, poetic even.

Brilliant stuff alright!

However, seeing as I'm a nosey old sod and enjoy revelling in others misfortune, I could be tempted to try.

We need a new name though Dear Uncle Mormon is too remisiscent of Uncle Dave Macon - people would think I was a banjo playing savant giving out downhome southern good sense.

This is true. You have a PhD in anything... you could pull a McKieth (Dr Phil too) and call your self "Dr Mormon" or just "Dr M"?

Alternatively there is "N. Old Sod" but maybe that would be a bit obvious

 

[Mormon Nailer]

Dr. Vicarious Pleasure Responds

 

[Squiggle]

Dr. Vicarious Pleasure Responds

That sounds like a winner!

You should start a thread... as a "testing the waters" type thing.

 

[Hector Grey]

how come all you people suck at love?

 

[It Will Never Last]

Cos thumped is for losers?