Stepping out with someone from your workplace (1 Viewer)

[Squiggle]

Panto, you make me laugh too often for my rep allowance to keep up.

I'm going to have to put him on ignore. Laughing in work is frowned on.

 

[Goff]

Wasn't there more to this thread or did I just dream it? What happened?

 

[Hector Grey]

hey, cinnamon boy, where's the freaking webcam?

prove it to us.

 

[Goff]

Seriously, I'm getting worried. Where's all the messages from yesterday?

 

[Goff]

Ah, different thread.

I'm confused so easily.

 

[CinnamonBoy]

God. Women. I'd forgotten what they're like sometimes.

 

[Goff]

God. Women. I'd forgotten what they're like sometimes.

Right, so you didn't get yer billies last night. But, is the romance still on?

 

[CinnamonBoy]

Right, so you didn't get yer billies last night. But, is the romance still on?

It's looking better today. It must have been torture for paranoid, confused, lovelorn males in the days before text messages were invented.
Anyway, all will surely become clearer tonight.

It's fuck or walk time.

 

[Goff]

It's looking better today. It must have been torture for paranoid, confused, lovelorn males in the days before text messages were invented.
Anyway, all will surely become clearer tonight.

It's fuck or walk time.

At least you're seeing her tonight.

Romance is the key word, CB. You were all googly-eyed the week before last. Then you got your billies and now it's all hard-macho man time.

Be nice. She's probably getting used to the idea and wants a bit more privacy rather than the work gossip that must be surely floating around by now. She probably had to put up with a lot of stick last week.

Or maybe the pitch was flooded and she was on the blob. Probably didn't want you mixing paint.

Or maybe the Herpes flared up and she has to wait for it calm down.

Take it easy.

Anyway, what did the text say? (Joke! Don't post it here).

 

[Pantone247]

who else is starting to feel that Goff is starting to live vicariously through Cinammon Boy? It's all going a bit Cyrano De Bergerac

 

[Hector Grey]

who else is starting to feel that Goff is starting to live vicariously through Cinammon Boy? It's all going a bit Cyrano De Bergerac

he's sitting at home in his trollies with a box of tissues by his side. "turn the webcam on.... turn the webcam on, that's a good boy....grrr"

 

[Unicron]

who else is starting to feel that Goff is starting to live vicariously through Cinammon Boy? It's all going a bit Cyrano De Bergerac

Well look at the size of the beak in his avatar.

 

[Goff]

It's working for me....

 

[CinnamonBoy]

I don't mind. He might come in useful someday.

 

[flashback]

I am going to do a "Letters to the Editor" in the Irish TImes about this thread.
It's cheapening Thumped. We all feel dirty now, and it has to stop.


Can we not all just agree amongst ourselves to keep the conversation steered more towards the logistics of having a dump in a glass wedged into the jacks.

And Indian people being good at computers. That sort of thing.

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

I don't mind. He might come in useful someday.

WTF!?
THIS SHIT JUST GOT HAWT.
LOLZ

 

[Goff]

I feel soiled now.

Ah....

Speaking of which, Trap 3 in the men's jacks in my place, while not attacked by the Phantom lately, has a problem with the flush. What's in the bowl resembles mince meat.

T'would put you off your breakfast.

Morning all.