тхеодоре кацзынски
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said it before and ill say it again......alcohol is the devils piss
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Doctor Muscles
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george mcfly said:
Ye...
george mcfly said:
..mmm. No.
clonan attack
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broken arm said:
yeah im 23, can you believe my doctor told me last week my drinking days are over? and he's a pretty easy going doctor. The rest of yiz are fucked so!
i peaked way too early, transition year i was invincible, honestly...
broken arm
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clonan attack said:
going to the doctor was your first mistake.
unless there is something really wrong with then my sympathies. i'll raise me glass to you later.
Yurn!
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Pint?
Shit, I need to start flipping out on the booze to keep up with you lot.
Man, I'm way too damn sensible.
Man, I'm way too damn sensible.
george mcfly
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Damon_Kind said:
hotpants?
Lefty Frizzell
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deafmute said:
Are you gonna say it again?
Wheels
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Look. There's no booze served in heaven except that stuff Jesus makes and he goes mad if you drink too much of it, and they only serve Budweiser and warm Devil's Bit in the bar downstairs so let's just get on with it!!!
ICUH8N
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Wheels said:
sound.
Lefty Frizzell
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I'm not afraid of a few Budweisers.
Wheels
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Lefty Frizzell said:
You'll be poring them.
c0De_n1NjA
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a while back me and some chums were in barcelona doing a bit of the devils dandruff. me and jimbo were in the jacks with a massive english coon, lashing in the white. jimbo fell back and hit his back off the bog roll dispenser, which peeled off a slug of his flesh -it was nasty. to quell the pain we lashed a few lines worth onto the cut then covered it in jacks paper. it was weeping pus within the hour.
hilarious.
hilarious.
a mate gave up the drink recently but is taking the mdma, is that cheating?
Osama Van Halen
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Wheels said:
WELL THAT'S THAT. I'M RUNNIN' WITH THE DEVIL.
Ow!
I been sitting here 'bout half the night, ah
Uh, momma fill my cup up
Said, I came here to waste some time
I think I'm gonna jump up
I'm singin', I'm dancin', most every night
I want to do that with you, babe
Let's do this bottle right!
Oh, oh, (Oh!) baby. (Ow!) Bottoms up! Ow!
Woo! Ah pretty maids all in a row
Go on, set 'em up, up
Come um-um-um-um-um baby, bottoms up!
I'm singin', I'm dancin', most every night
An' I wanna do that with you, babe
Let's do this bottle (Oh!) right!
(Guitar Solo)
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Woo! All right. Ow!
Ev'ryone sing a little bit, ah!
Come um-um-um-um-um baby, (hah ha ha) bottoms up
Come um-um-um-um-um baby, bottoms up
Come um-um-um-um-um baby, (Woo) bottoms up, bum-bum-buh
Come um-um-um-um-on baby, bottoms up
Owww!
Yeah
(Guitar Solo)
AND A PILE OF THIS...
ALLAHQUANNNDO!!!!
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Spam Javelin
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c0De_n1NjA said:
Almost as hilarious as when "Jimbo" sent me the withered scab via airmail a month later.
There was me, all excited to be getting a letter from home, then....BAM!....scab in an envelope!
Do you remeber when those english guys started getting a bit loose lipped after a few pints and started calling us "fucking potato munchers".
The black guy was the only sound one. Which was nice.
Chase Meridian
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broken arm said:
Are you suggesting some form of "contest"
c0De_n1NjA
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Spam Javelin said:
growse
Osama Van Halen
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Osama Van Halen said:
DE-REPPED TWICE FOR THIS ONE... BY SOMEONE WITH A 'SQUINCHY' LITTLE REP.
ALLAHQUANNNDO!!!!
Uh-uh
Uh-uh-uh-uh-ah!
Well, my baby, she don't want me around
She said she's tired of watchin' me fall down (He-he-he-yuh!)
She wants a good life, ah! An' all the best
But I like that bottle better than the rest
And she said:
"I think that you're headed for a whole lot of trouble, ah!"
"Well, I think that you're headed for a whole lot of trouble"
"Well, I think that you're headed for a whole lot of trouble"
"If you take your whiskey"
Ow!
Well, that liquor in the night time leaves strange memories
Seems a lifetime, ooh, since yesterday
Come the daybreak, and come tomorrow
That woman's waited up all night for me again
Oh! She said:
"Well, I think that you're headed for a whole lotta trouble." Yeah!
"I think that you're headed for a whole lotta trouble." Oh, yeah!
"Yeah ya know that you're headed for a lotta trouble"
"If you take your whiskey home"
(Guitar Solo)
Some goes to women, ooh, some goes to Jesus
That I'm absolutely certain both's all right
Yeah, but it takes me at least halfway to the label
'Fore I can even make it through the night
Uh well, I think that you're headed for a whole lotta trouble
Yeah yeah, I think that you're headed for a whole lotta trouble
Baby, yeah, I think that you're headed for some trouble
If you take your whiskey home
(Guitar Solo)
Oh! Ooh baby, take your whiskey home, yeah!
Ooh, a la la la la la la yeah
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Golly gosh
Well this went more off topic than a man with tourettes
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