Stander upper or sitter downer? (1 Viewer)

[Thebeard]

After you've let go of a few food babies do you proceed to wipe your arse in the standing up position or do you stay seated on the toilet?

Im a sitter downer!

 

[tripoli]

After you've let go of a few food babies do you proceed to wipe your arse in the standing up position or do you stay seated on the toilet?

Im a sitter downer!

one wipe down, one wipe up.

 

[Thebeard]

Ah the best of both worlds!

I was shocked when i found out about the ammount of stander uppers!

 

[Mormon Nailer]

one wipe down, one wipe up........

........and one to polish.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Standing up is more dignified.

 

[Lord Damian]

is this for your thesis?

 

[tripoli]

i'd say you'd be more shocked at the amount of speed wobbles said people have while standing/wiping with their trousers around their ankles.

Ah the best of both worlds!
I was shocked when i found out about the ammount of stander uppers!

 

[george mcfly]

Standing up is more dignified.

not if you're posting about it on the internet!

shudder

 

[Osama Van Halen]

HOW THE HELL??? THE NOZZEL AND KEGS WOULD BE WAY TO CLOSE TO THE FRONT END OF THE JAX FOR COMFORT. STAND UP AND WIPE YOUR HOLE LIKE A MAN.

STANDAQUANNDO!!

 

[the departed]

sure, why wipe at all?

 

[Buzzo]

 

[the departed]

fair 'nuff. but lets get a HUHAH! for neat and tidies..
the ones where you wipe but theres nothing to wipe.
slipstreams.
torpedos.
i dunno.
shittalk.

 

[r-Og]

what about when you're waitin for an important phone call or visit and you know you shouldn't but you nip off to bomb china but once the turtle shows its head, the phone rings and you go to answer it...SQUISSHHH! Doesn't matter whether you standin or sittin at that stage...no amount of wipin is gonna romove the debris..it's a shower and a change of jocks..
(I've been reading way too much roger mellie publications)

 

[the departed]

what about when you're waitin for an important phone call or visit and you know you shouldn't but you nip off to bomb china but once the turtle shows its head, the phone rings and you go to answer it...SQUISSHHH! Doesn't matter whether you standin or sittin at that stage...no amount of wipin is gonna romove the debris..it's a shower and a change of jocks..
(I've been reading way too much roger mellie publications)

crossed the line there. no phone call(not even bill saxophone clinton) should disturb a sit down excrement.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

What about when you are finished but the undercarriage won't retract. I really hate that.

 

[evil bandit]

Sitter all the way, I was disgusted and appalled when I found out that people stood up to wipe

Surely the shit gets all squashed and you definitley can't attack at a sufficient angle and get right in there if your standing !ninjaaaa !ninjaaaa

 

[It Will Never Last]

Best thread ever.

Here, what direction to youse wipe? Towards the back, or towards the barse?

 

[Wheels]

A new high.

 

[santa claus]

You're all common.

 

[ernesto]

i dont fully stand up straight and i dont quite sit down. more of a squatter i suppose. sure ye cant beat a good aul crap