Stander upper or sitter downer? (2 Viewers)

[La La]

crikey.

there's actually a vegetable market here called 'Choda Market'


can't bring myself to be within a hunnerd feet of the place

 

[Jerry Twig]

Where? It might mean vegetable in Cantonese or something, but it's definitely a fucker in Calcutta!

 

[hanley]

Sit down

Squat to wipe.

Wipes go from the gooch* up. Then back the other way for a second go. Repeating as required.

*I prefer "gooch" to "barse". Barse just sounds so uncouth

Gooch is for yanks
use barse

 

[classic seanc]

I will not use barse. A bit of sophication would not go astray on this board



pfft

 

[Bellatrix]

Anyone who claims Thumped is a dating site clearly hasn't seen this thread.

 

[classic seanc]

show them this thread bellatrix

 

[hanley]

I will not use barse. A bit of sophication would not go astray on this board

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[hanley]

I will not use barse. A bit of sophication would not go astray on this board



pfft

only joking.sophication it is

 

[Bellatrix]

show them this thread bellatrix

Maybe I will seanc. Maybe. I. Will.

 

[Chad]

every third day i wont wipe. just to see the look on the foolish person who decides to sit next to me on the bus home...

otherwise its a sit down upwards combo sort of guy...

P.S bellatrix. wanna go on a date? i wipe for the next two days...

 

[Bellatrix]

P.S bellatrix. wanna go on a date? i wipe for the next two days...

Hott.

 

[Super Dexta]

Anyone who claims Thumped is a dating site clearly hasn't seen this thread.

super dexta's top ten boys of thumped has undergone a hasty restructuring. some things just aren't conducive to hottness.

 

[Space]

Surely the shit gets all squashed and you definitley can't attack at a sufficient angle and get right in there if your standing !ninjaaaa !ninjaaaa

I'm definately a sitter/squatter for the reasons mentioned above. Standing up closes the cheeks - doesn't make any sense

 

[Jerry Twig]

Yes Pooka,
But if on the other hand you remain seated, how do you get your hand down there? The toilet bowl is too small.

 

[Space]

Yes Pooka,
But if on the other hand you remain seated, how do you get your hand down there? The toilet bowl is too small.

I do a sorta leaning forward thing which works for me but I'm quite skinny (I'll take a picture later if you like ).

Ps. Just in case there's any confusion this is Cian not Ferg.

 

[Jerry Twig]

NO picture.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

i use an ice cream scoop to literally scoop the excess fecal matter from my anus.

 

[La La]

im suing you all for defecamation of character

 

[deedee]

every third day i wont wipe. just to see the look on the foolish person who decides to sit next to me on the bus home...

otherwise its a sit down upwards combo sort of guy...

P.S bellatrix. wanna go on a date? i wipe for the next two days...

Wow, lucky you Bellatrix.

This is the vilest thread ever. I feel a bit ill to tell you the truth and I'm not that much of a prude. I'm just picturing a load of arseholes and poo encrusted barses. *Throws up* Ugh. To think I thought some Thumped boys were hot. My eyes my eyes!!

 

[Jerry Twig]

Deedee don't doodoo