"Sol, Sol wherever you may be... (2 Viewers)

[Vinnie]

What is a sporting cause?

Sporting caws?

 

[Moods For Mallards]

Ain't no sunshine when he's gone.

Sol means sun.

Why are Forest better singers that Notts County? 'Cos County have no Sol!

I can keep going.

 

[Vinnie]

Way back in the day my 5-a-side team were called Notts Guilty. I was always very proud of that joke.

 

[washingcattle]

There's more than a few...

There's only one Arsene Wenger, one Arsene Wenger
With a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile

You can guess what rhymes.

There was also a much worse version last year:

With a packet of sweets and a Portuguese tan
Wenger's got Maddy in a van



Then there's:

Arsene, Arsene Wenger,
He's the biggest nonce in history
When he sees a playground,
He has a wank behind the nearest tree

This one is quite clever in fairness:

We don’t need no drunken drivers,
No baggage stealers in our team,
No lying Judas or cocaine dealers
Wenger leave those kids alone
HEY WENGER,LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE,
all in all your just another prick from Arsenal

Typical, all those songs are about Bobby Fucking Charlton You robbing little Munich Bastard.

and it all started when he started turning up in worthers fucking original ads you dick . Do you remember Arsene Wenger in a fucking worthers ad?

Who's that dying on the run way ?
Who's that dying in the snow ?

it's Matt Busby and his boys making all the fucking noise
Cos they couldn't get the air o plane to go