Should it stay or should it go? (1 Viewer)

[It Will Never Last]

I need a shit.

Today's burning question:

Should I bring my laptop and continue to post on thumped?

 

[It Will Never Last]

Youse will be glad to know I refrained from taking the laptop.

 

[MDR]

Next time, give us more notice so we can gues what sape poo you're going to have. Then you can post a picture of it and we'll see who was right.

 

[It Will Never Last]

You'd never have guessed that one. Need to lay off the Alpen me...

 

[MDR]

Was it a formless splatter? I call them a Jackson Pollack.

 

[It Will Never Last]

Shapely at the start, but messy t'ward the end. Smelt like fuckery as well.

 

[MDR]

Seems like you did the right thing getting rid of it.

 

[Donkey OJ]

Shapely at the start, but messy t'ward the end. Smelt like fuckery as well.

ahh the smell of fuckery. means you're digestive system has the hump at processing too much toxic stuff. lay off the magic markers and that.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

If you're enjoying a balanced helltee diet it should kinda resemble the letter s. If it looks like a mini rugby ball(I call these a michael winner) then cut down on the banshee bones.

 

[Donkey OJ]

If you're enjoying a balanced helltee diet it should kinda resemble the letter s. If it looks like a mini rugby ball(I call these a michael winner) then cut down on the banshee bones.

wow. we think alike. want to go on a date with me and lizzie and our hankies?

 

[MDR]

This may be the first thread I have ever subscribed to.

 

[Donkey OJ]

best subscription ever

 

[It Will Never Last]

Here, join IPAS

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

date

Well eating the right amount of these is good if you wanna bask in the comfort zone, walk the fine line between Michael Winner and Jackson Pollack.

What will we call the perfect poo? I suggest the Sebastian Coe.

 

[Donkey OJ]

i suggest linford christie. a perfect poo should fill a largish lunchbox. spandex optional.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

So whats it like when its in your body? I've always imagined my hole like the tip of one of those pipe things one uses to make decorative icing on cakes. Squeezing the bag like.

 

[It Will Never Last]

I hate when your waters break.

You know, when you've one baking for a while then all of a sudden there's a rumbling and a tumbling,and if anyone gets in your way to the lav you'll mow them down. Then you get on seat and unleash a tsunami of shite. Splatter everywhere.

Very disconcerting to think that you've the ability to change state from solid to gaseous state so quickly. Any scientists in the house care to comment?