Shit Cafes (1 Viewer)

[Jill Hives]

If you don't come to my table (or serve me booze), you can piss off for a tip

That's pretty much what I go by too. Unless it's a cafe I go to often and the staff are nice, then I always throw my change in the little tin by the register.

 

[Jim Daniels]

"My cake was hard and my soy latte was cold and I didn't get my arse kissed on the way out. Woe is me".

In fairness, say I went to the cinema, where the service was so slow that I missed the beginning of the movie, had to sit in a seat with a sticky floor, and the staff kept leaving the door with the distracting light open.
I'd find another cinema the next time.

You go for the product, but you go back for the service

 

[Jerry Twig]

In fairness, say I went to the cinema, where the service was so slow that I missed the beginning of the movie, had to sit in a seat with a sticky floor, and the staff kept leaving the door with the distracting light open.
I'd find another cinema the next time.

You go for the product, but you go back for the service

In fairness Jim, the point was that some people doth protest too much, not that you should expect a crud in your tea.

 

[Jim Daniels]

In fairness Jim, the point was that some people doth protest too much, .

That's definitely true.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

Foam cafe- staff were grand, premises is 'quirky', coffee absolutely shite. Maybe the food is good though.

 

[ernesto]

Foam cafe- staff were grand, premises is 'quirky', coffee absolutely shite. Maybe the food is good though.

Nice cake

 

[JohnnyRaz]

Foam cafe- staff were grand, premises is 'quirky', coffee absolutely shite. Maybe the food is good though.

From courtrooms to the coffee bar... almighty fall of disgraced Byrne - Herald.ie

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

From courtrooms to the coffee bar... almighty fall of disgraced Byrne - Herald.ie

I had a vague recollection he was involved somehow but thought his place was on North Strand. Some wacky clothing going on with him.

 

[Carlito]

I find the KC Peaches on Dame Street is one of the few places that doesn't treat you like you're a criminal because you're a Coeliac, which is nice. The queuing system was devised by Danté though.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

That Berlin cafe on Clarendon street is definitely going in here even though I never have nor never will visit. Why? They have a piece of string denoting the limits of the outside/pavement piece of the cafe and the 'tables' are those giant industrial spools used for piping/cable/what-have-you.

Fuck that.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

That Berlin cafe on Clarendon street is definitely going in here even though I never have nor never will visit. Why? They have a piece of string denoting the limits of the outside/pavement piece of the cafe and the 'tables' are those giant industrial spools used for piping/cable/what-have-you.

Fuck that.

Even the name is lame


“right lads, what’s a trendy person, place or thing?”
“Berlin”
“right, Berlin Café it is then”

 

[Cornu Ammonis]

Even the name is lame


“right lads, what’s a trendy person, place or thing?”
“Berlin”
“right, Berlin Café it is then”

I didn't think Irving Berlin was that trendy any more.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

I didn't think Irving Berlin was that trendy any more.

all the hipsters in london carry irving berlin songbooks in their satchels

 

[David Kronenbourg]

all the hipsters in london carry irving berlin songbooks in their satchels

this is a joke. i meant the city. berlin is considered a hipster city. is it named after the city or irving berlin?

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

this is a joke. i meant the city. berlin is considered a hipster city. is it named after the city or irving berlin?

Probably the city.

It has that bare, no-frills aesthetic.

Which means you're probably going to pay 4 euro for a muffin.

 

[Cornu Ammonis]

this is a joke. i meant the city. berlin is considered a hipster city. is it named after the city or irving berlin?

That was a joke "informative" rating I gave you. Humour doesn't carry well in rating format.

I'm guessing the city given that Harbo loves to compare all other hipster places to it but I thought an Irving Berlin joke would be hilarious.

 

[nooleen]

this thread is more like dresden at this stage

 

[Anthem]

Terrible cafe across the road from the Aldi near the Ilac..name escapes me The prices are great but its run by Adam and Paul type characters. Right knackers who don't wear gloves when they are making breakfast rolls. I just walked out.

 

[Cormcolash]

this thread is more like dresden at this stage

ca. 1945

 

[CinnamonBoy]

this thread is more like dresden at this stage

Dresden Dolls....they were decent for a few minutes