Shit Cafes (1 Viewer)

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

KC Peaches: What's the fuss with this place? Went in earlier to buy a cake (which was awful, far too hard), it's similar to going to your mean aunts as a child, signs everywhere saying 'don't do this' 'don't do that' 'do this other thing' and so on and so on.

Art Cafe: Another pox ridden place, with anymore than four other customers there's nowhere to sit unless you wanna sit at a dinner table which is shit. Drinks are served in tiny tea-cups which are too small to get ones finger through and are hugely overpriced. Notable for a sign on the toilet door asking customers not to flush toilet paper as it causes problems with the plumbing. Disgusting.

Anyway, that's all I got for now. More moaning as I come across more shit-holes.

 

[nooleen]

not to flush toilet paper? jesus

is there a bin full of shitty bumwad then?

 

[nooleen]

the fair trade coffee shop on leith walk
i've had it in for them ever since they gave me chopped brazil nuts instead of hazelnuts on some shitty pancakes one day, without mentioning they were out of hazelnuts or asking if it was ok

and the staff were a bunch of annoying ugly hipsters bopping smugly around like they thought they were manic pixie dream girls/guys

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

not to flush toilet paper? jesus

is there a bin full of shitty bumwad then?

Presumably, I didn't dare look.

 

[Scientician 0.8]

Where are all these shitty cafes?

 

[Lili Marlene]

I still don't understand how the queuing system in KC Peaches works. All I know is I'm always in the way.

 

[Jill Hives]

I still don't understand how the queuing system in KC Peaches works. All I know is I'm always in the way.

I can be in an out of there in 2 minutes flat. If it's not salad, it's way too busy and confusing for me.

 

[magicbastarder]

last time i tasted starbucks coffee i assumed it actually wasn't coffee. maybe it was soylent green.

 

[therealjohnny]

Thread title makes me think of this

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so you all have to listen to it now

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

Where are all these shitty cafes?

Stephens green, Capel street, Leith walk.
Avoid at all costs.

 

[ann post]

Cafes are vile as is everyone inside one.

 

[CinnamonBoy]

That hipster place on Clanbrassil Street. I stepped out of the queue to look at the specials board and was almost instantly yelled at "Eh, sorry, PLEASE queue around that way, yeah?".

And the pulled pork yoke I eventually got was shite.

 

[Lili Marlene]

That hipster place on Clanbrassil Street. I stepped out of the queue to look at the specials board and was almost instantly yelled at "Eh, sorry, PLEASE queue around that way, yeah?".

And the pulled pork yoke I eventually got was shite.

Fumbally? I've always found it pretty good, hip beyond belief alright but that's ok by me. I have never been there when packed though, it didn't seem like it could handle crowds. Their coffee is always plum flavour though, which is weird.

 

[therealjohnny]

Any place that is frequented by people who end their sentences with "..yeah?" should be avoided

 

[nooleen]

 

[therealjohnny]

yeah

 

[nooleen]

shit
i've just listened to that band hoping to hate them but they're actually pretty good
their name must be ironic...yes, that's it

 

[therealjohnny]

far too young and contemporary for me

 

[nooleen]

the beatles are too young and contemporary for you



OH SNAP

 

[therealjohnny]

I seem to remember their off-key caterwauling on the old Sullivan show