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[washingcattle]

I can imagine if there was a civil war, you'd be standing there telling everyone 'ah sure, it's hardly Rwanda now is it?'.

Exactly. That's the spirit.

I'd say we'd have a way more civilised civil war than Rwanda.

Perhaps I should start a Washingcattle tells you to look on the brightside thread.

You send me your complaints I point out it's not the end of the world and therein become the biggest prick on thumped.

 

[nooleen]

'worse things happen at sea', with washingcattle

what are all these appalling things that are meant to happen at sea anyway? i bet they're not that bad

 

[Jerry Twig]

The Cattle sweepstakes of life: 'If you're not in, you can't lose'.

 

[ratmonkey]

'worse things happen at sea', with washingcattle

what are all these appalling things that are meant to happen at sea anyway? i bet they're not that bad

 

[Lili Marlene]

it's a little known fact that Bram Stoker in fact invented Zombie Nazis

 

[ann post]

'worse things happen at sea', with washingcattle

what are all these appalling things that are meant to happen at sea anyway? i bet they're not that bad

the pamela anderson sex tape and that oil spill thing, otherwise its just spongebob on loop.

 

[washingcattle]

That's me at the front of the boat adamantly admiring the fish and ignoring the on coming doom.

"Sure at least one of us have to survive to tell the tale, sure it wouldn't be much of a death ship if it didn't leave one of us to make a legend of it. Look at those Tuna, Jeeze that really is something."

 

[Jerry Twig]

'At least we have a raft'

 

[washingcattle]

Smell that sea air!

 

[GO]

I was in a skip today that smelled EXACTLY like Dollymount.