Real Life People I have the Horn For (2 Viewers)

[MDR]

Polish women don't age well. You have to ask yourself how a country can have so many sexy six foot blonde twenty-year-olds and also so many five foot, fifteen stone wrinkle-bag middle-aged women with head scarves wailing about potato shortages. Time is unkind to Eastern european women. Eastern european men go wrong once moustaches enter the scene.

Irish men: start ugly, stay ugly. You know what you're getting.

 

[rettucs]

Polish women don't age well. You have to ask yourself how a country can have so many sexy six foot blonde twenty-year-olds and also so many five foot, fifteen stone wrinkle-bag middle-aged women with head scarves wailing about potato shortages. Time is unkind to Eastern european women. Eastern european men go wrong once moustaches enter the scene.

Irish men: start ugly, stay ugly. You know what you're getting.

but its ok once they keep the wrinkle-bag ones in Poland and keep exporting the fine things here.

Irish men are great. We're fat, we're ugly, we're too pale, we have terrible teeth. But sure we're great crack, and isn't that all thats important?

 

[Mormon Nailer]

Polish women don't age well. You have to ask yourself how a country can have so many sexy six foot blonde twenty-year-olds and also so many five foot, fifteen stone wrinkle-bag middle-aged women with head scarves wailing about potato shortages. Time is unkind to Eastern european women. Eastern european men go wrong once moustaches enter the scene.

You should go to Mexico. Exact same thing.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

and asians and greeks and africans and EVERY SINGLE OLD LADY ON THE PLANET!

 

[RSJ]

Except for sister peter marie. Swoon.

 

[Jill Hives]

a lot of people were transfused 'bad blood' back in the 80s. then they found out about the aids. sad.

but your genetic make up doesn't change. the only thing that can change that is a high dose of radiation. then you get ill and die painfully. never heard of the biobots?

Bad always trumps good. I want to ingest a biobot.

 

[oh shit]

but they're all buried in lead in the ukraine!

 

[Mormon Nailer]

Except for sister peter marie. Swoon.

Also,

Mary Kennedy:

and Emmylou:

 

[RSJ]

Don't you think emmylou looks a bit like elvira?

 

[Mormon Nailer]

Don't you think emmylou looks a bit like elvira?

You say that like it would be a bad thing

 

[RSJ]

Ever seen Cassandra Peterson without her elvira getup on? Now there's a woman who's aged well.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

Ever seen Cassandra Peterson without her elvira getup on? Now there's a woman who's aged well.

Fuck.
Hard to to believe it's the same person.

 

[snakybus]

Irish men are great. We're fat, we're ugly, we're too pale, we have terrible teeth. But sure we're great crack, and isn't that all thats important?

that's what we tell ourselves anyway

 

[george mcfly]

god, i'd marry Elvira in a flash

 

[Jill Hives]

I had to look her up, she looks better with ginger hair.

 

[george mcfly]

I had to look her up, she looks better with ginger hair.

i meant Elvira the character!

 

[Nate Champion]

Except for sister peter marie. Swoon.

Yes!!! Schwing. She looks far better as sister peter marie than when she was younger. She can give me counseling any day of the week. Fucking hell, she must be eighty.

 

[cpr]

schwing...........best laugh ive had since lunchtime when i almost spat a mouthful of coke zero onto my workmates when a mate of mine called another mates boyfriend "a bit of a lunatic" as he didn't realise that they were currently adding n to x so to speak

 

[Lili Marlene]

Hi moods, I was looking for the thread where I got locked in work for a few hours and came across this stupidly titled thread, I haven't read it yet but at 12 pages it's bound to be absolutely terrible

 

[Moods For Mallards]

Hi moods, I was looking for the thread where I got locked in work for a few hours and came across this stupidly titled thread, I haven't read it yet but at 12 pages it's bound to be absolutely terrible

Hi John, thanks for bumping this thread. I'll have a read of it now.