Real Life People I have the Horn For (5 Viewers)

[Gambra]

Sexy!

This thread is a disaster waiting to happen.

But a disaster with sexy results. I hope anyway!

 

[jonah]

A pretty man working in the Insomnia across from the village. Phwor would be an understatement.

Also my right hand.

 

[nooleen]

I see one of these men almost every day on the street. Add a widow’s peak hairline and a bit of grey, old worn leather satchel, him riding a bike, and able to answer my random scientific questions as to how things work…yeah, I’d be in heaven and rendered mute.

move to cambridge, it's full of those twats. floppy-haired scarf-wearing perfumed ponces.

 

[nooleen]

* However, if anyone wants to whisper some mathematical equations or physics theories in my ear, I won’t complain.

E = mc hawking

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

:heart::heart::heart:small birds :heart::heart::heart:

(not young note,just small)

 

[Lili Marlene]

floppy-haired scarf-wearing perfumed ponces.

im getting my hair cut today but LAY OFF THE SCARVES

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

The short(ish) French chick that works the bar in L'Gueuleton.
Cute as a goddamn button.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

And pretty much every girl that works in the Stag's Head.

They seem to have some 'cute only' hiring policy for women.
Long may it last.

 

[nooleen]

im getting my hair cut today but LAY OFF THE SCARVES

it's you that needs to lay off the scarves, you pseudo-poindexter.

 

[nooleen]

i still have a raging horn for a volcanology lecturer i had about 3 years ago, i've been fantasising about him all day today in fact. it's pretty sad. sometimes i worry it's the reason i chose volcanology. although, erm...i have actually fantasised about volcanoes themselves now and again....maybe that should go in the weird crushes thread. stromboli is especially sexy :heart:

 

[Deleted member 3435]

i still have a raging horn for a volcanology lecturer i had about 3 years ago, i've been fantasising about him all day today in fact. it's pretty sad. sometimes i worry it's the reason i chose volcanology. although, erm...i have actually fantasised about volcanoes themselves now and again....maybe that should go in the weird crushes thread. stromboli is especially sexy :heart:

::clef::this old mountain it's been waiting all it's life for you to work it
for your hand to touch it's hard rock
::clef::

 

[Super Dexta]

the security guard in super valu merchant's quay.
that is all.

to the confused rep giver:
http://www.supervalu.ie/store_locator/store.641.343.store.html

 

[theweeyin]

:heart::heart::heart:small birds :heart::heart::heart:

(not young note,just small)

I'm small

im getting my hair cut today but LAY OFF THE SCARVES

Noooo!!! John I can't imagine you with short hair!!!

 

[Reets]

:heart::heart::heart:small birds :heart::heart::heart:

(not young note,just small)

You want to fuck a dwarf?
I think squiggle might have someone for you then but only if you like guerilla suites too.

 

[Lili Marlene]

I'm small



Noooo!!! John I can't imagine you with short hair!!!

or without a scarf.

pseudo poindexter apparently.

pseudo.

 

[Cormcolash]

All the girls that post on Thumped

 

[Jill Hives]

All the girls that post on Thumped

From what I hear it's a BIG horn too. Although I don't think it counts since I heard it from you.

 

[Cormcolash]

Ask any of the Thumped girls

 

[nooleen]

it's true, he's a massive dick.

 

[Cormcolash]

See?