Quotes from your child (2 Viewers)

[Corey]

"When's Santa Papa?"

"Santa's soon baby, what you asking for?"

"Strawberry Milk"

 

[whathappen?]

corey. your kid sounds cool ....and cheap to run too

 

[Sufi]

Not from my child but from my little sister the other night.

I was trying to get her to feel the baby move in my belly.

She looks at me in disgust and horror.
"oh god no, yuck. I mean the miracle of life, its fantastic and everything but keep that thing away from me"

 

[Unicron]

Ask her to be the godmother.

Fuck that, you're having the kid on your own right? Make her be the birthing partner.

 

[Sufi]

Ask her to be the godmother.

Fuck that, you're having the kid on your own right? Make her be the birthing partner.

I was considering it but she's only 16 and i think it might scar her for life.

 

[egg_]

I was considering it but she's only 16 and i think it might scar her for life.

Also not much point if you're going to have to be comforting her rather than the other way around ...

 

[Sufi]

Also not much point if you're going to have to be comforting her rather than the other way around ...

Oh god i can imagine it now...
Her telling me how disgusting it is, how awful i look and texting her friends as im in agony.

Actually that sounds a lot like christmas day.

 

[Unicron]

Oh god i can imagine it now...
Her telling me how disgusting it is, how awful i look and texting her friends as im in agony.

She'd also record it with the video camera on the phone and stuck it up on YouTube.

 

[Goodbye]

Oh god i can imagine it now...
Her telling me how disgusting it is, how awful i look and texting her friends as im in agony.

Actually that sounds a lot like christmas day.

hahahaha nest post ever

 

[beattre]

My little fellah told me not to go out in the rain without my umberlate.

 

[snakybus]

While brushing her teeth:

"Daddy thank you for giving me my toothpaste and not Mummy and Daddy's toothpaste, because it's too spicy."

 

[Corey]

"You finished drawing yet pet?"

"YEP! Lezgo pahrk to de swiiingz!"

"Okay, go grab yer coat"

"BYE PEN!!"

 

[muffin]

my mums friend has a little boy bout 5..he started school this year and sang johnny cash at their school concert!!how cute!

plus his dad told him about wolfe tone when they were in town one day..few days later they were at home and the kid crawls up on his dad's lap and says "daddy tell me more about wolfe tony!"

 

[Squiggle]

My niece again
Her "Nanny going away?"
My mum "I'm going up to Aunt Sarah"
Her "I'm coming too"
My mum "No, you wouldn't like it at Aunt Sarah's"
Her "It's bloughy?" (her word for dirty)
My mum (trying not to laugh) "No, no, it's just that I'm staying for 2 days and you'd want to go home to your own bed"

 

[ernesto]

My niece again
Her "Nanny going away?"
My mum "I'm going up to Aunt Sarah"
Her "I'm coming too"
My mum "No, you wouldn't like it at Aunt Sarah's"
Her "It's bloughy?" (her word for dirty)
My mum (trying not to laugh) "No, no, it's just that I'm staying for 2 days and you'd want to go home to your own bed"

you live in squalor dont you

 

[Pantone247]

"I don't like the mushrooms, they take too long to eat"


fair point

 

[lemonbravo]

noah (3)- lining up his dinosaurs-

"what's this one called daddy?"

"stegosauruses"


"what's this one?"

"pterodactyl"


"this?"

"Tyrannosaurs Rex"

"NO DADDY, HE'S TOO SMALL, HE'S NOT tranassawrusrex!!"

"no, it is, you can have small ones too"


"...some people call them dragons"

"yeah?"


"not my friends or cousins,... Africans."

"......"

 

[egg_]

"Dad, I wish I had two heads"

 

[Space]

I think this is my favourite thread on thumped. "Kids say the darndest things".

 

[magicbastarder]

just got a phone call, was my dad's number which came up, but it was my niece who was on the other end.

"HI KEVIN 'MAT THE ZOO"
"you're at the zoo?"
"NOOOOO, 'MAT THE DUNGLE!"