Quotes from your child (2 Viewers)

[Anthony]

"go away, I'm not interested in you"

heartbreaking

 

[Pantone247]

ouch!

though I've already had "I don't love my daddy" sung at my while she jumped up and down on her bed at bedtime...

talk about yr asking for trouble...

 

[Squiggle]

the only words out of my niece when my mum put her on the phone to me yesterday

"nange (her granny) made baby pops... yummy"

 

[magicbastarder]

my parents' dog ( http://www.thumped.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=803411&postcount=30 ) has had his cruciate ligament done in by my two year old niece hopping on him.

 

[egg_]

We listen to a lot of local music in our house, as you might expect ... anyway, Isabelle is going through a Missy Elliot stage at the minute ("that's like Rollers/Sparkers", says she) and the other morning asks me "Did we meet Missy?". I said no, but didn't want to ruin her buzz by explaining that not all music people are all that friendly, so just told her that MIssy lives in America. "Can we go to America some day?" so I said ok and she said "I'm EXCITED! We're going to America!"

 

[killy kill]

"Da, the parenting sub-forum on thumped is full of boring saps". Kids, eh!

 

[Corey]

"AAAYYBEEEECEEEEDEEEEYEEEEEF

JEEEEE, HAYSHEAYEJAAIKAY,

LEMENENEMENPEEEE.

YOOOOOOOORESSJEEEUPEE,

DOOBLIDOO-ECSSS!!,WHHYYY PEEEEE..."


YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!

I'm only in bits these days.

 

[Goodbye]

Wan's nephews round the gaff couple of weeks ago.
One heads into the room where I keep my guitars and asks me "Is this the Rock and Roll Room?"

 

[Pantone247]

ha ha ha ha!

I was playing drums the other day, lightly mind, with brushes, and Eala told me "Daddy be quiet, you're making too much music"

 

[Corey]

"Dear, dear. Looks like you've got the runs again pet"

"Oh Fuck."



Social services, Ahoy!

 

[Goodbye]

ha ha ha ha!

I was playing drums the other day, lightly mind, with brushes, and Eala told me "Daddy be quiet, you're making too much music"

Brilliant. Album title if ever there was one.

 

[Shine]

my toddler's little friend has a new baby sister.

little friend is going to the shops with his daddy: "we need milk to put in mommies boobies"

my toddler getting up close to the feeding:
"what's see doing?"
"she's having some food"
"from ya belly button?"
"no (mother glances confusedly/reproachfully at me) from my boobies"
"but they're dirty!"
(mother looks at me with utter amazement)
(me fairly spitting my tea across the room) "eh, no love - they're just a different colour to mammies..."

 

[muffin]

my friend is just back from her holidays and her kid got a tan..now her kid is telling everyone he changed colour on holidays..super cute..

 

[MDR]

My five-year-old nephew doesn't want to go to school because he thinks his voice will change.

 

[Squiggle]

Frequently when I call my Mum I get to talk to my 2 and a half year old niece.

She informed me very proudly on Saturday "Emily cut her hair" she then gave out about Mommy and Daddy being angry with her.

Yesterday the same child:
"Hi Sa (me)"
"I miserable, I miss Mommy, nanny give out, I love you Sa, goodbye."

The bits in bold were said in the most dramatic voice of abject desperation you ever heard. The rest was all pretty cheerful. She's such a funny kid.

 

[egg_]

Mrs. egg_ was away recently and rang to say hello to Isabelle, who refused to talk to her on the phone. Five minutes later she was running down the hall shouting nonsense "PIAP! MELIO!" (one of her current hobbies) and all of a sudden starts bawling "I want my mammyyyyyy"

Bizarre. Wish she'd just bloody talk to her on the phone

 

[hugh]

I was down at Superquinn in Crumlin a week or two with the little one (who's nearly two). There's a shop there that sells stuff like hardware, garden equipment and things for your pets (like feeding bowls and dog baskets).

Anyway we're standing there and she points to a dog basket ...

Her: "What's that?"
Me: "That's doggie's bed"

She then points to a feeding bowl ..

Her: "What's that?"
Me: "That's doggie's plate"

She then points to a big lawnmower and says ...

"Look! Doggie's car"

 

[egg_]

her: Shut up Dad!
me: What? Why are you telling me to shut up? That's not very nice.
her: I say shut up when you say bad things
me: What do you mean bad things?
her: When you say "No" and "You have to promise not to do that again"

 

[Lord Damian]

this thread makes me happy. i think i may have said this before, but it's really great. kids rule.

 

[Squiggle]

"Emily mommy hab new BABY!" - my niece on Friday informing me of the birth of her new sister.