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[Squiggle]

Playing a hidden object game with little monkey, nearly 3. I was calling out the objects he had to find while he was using the mouse. Me: "cat"
him: "Check, cat!" and then when he found it "Cat! Check!"
and so on for every item... he takes it very seriously!

 

[pete]

The Girl (7): "Sometimes the boys come over and pretend to start fights with us"
The Boy (2): "I WILL DESTROY THEM... then i'll be friends again"
The Girl: "Yeah I think I'll just punch them in the face then kick them in the nuts."

Me: "..."

 

[eoinzy2000]

3 yr old boy in car today. "Do spiders have butts?"
"Yes, spiders have butts"
"Do their webs come out of their butts?"
"No, they come from some other orifice"
I hope i was right, although Im pretty sure spiders dont shit webs

 

[pete]

Not a quote, but i arrived home from work to find YouTube open on the PC with "make the perfect slime" as the last video search.

Thanks, youtube.

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[sleepy]

I'd left the Sunday Times on the couch yesterday morning. The 3 year old points at the woman on the cover of the Style magazine:
"Why's she so serious?"
Me: "I don't know"
Him: "Maybe she needs breakfast"

And it was true, she did look like she needed a decent meal.

 

[HMD]

Z: hey dad
Me: what?
Z: Do you know the five lamps?
Me: yes
Z: go hang your bollix off them?

 

[HMD]

Diddles taught him that

 

[Unicron]

Thanks, youtube.

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That looks like good slime

The Girl (7): "Sometimes the boys come over and pretend to start fights with us"
The Boy (2): "I WILL DESTROY THEM... then i'll be friends again"
The Girl: "Yeah I think I'll just punch them in the face then kick them in the nuts."

Me: "..."

You letting them watch WWE?

 

[sleepy]

"Daddy, put on the truck CD"

It's Hazardous Mutation by Municipal Waste |..|

 

[pete]

That looks like good slime



You letting them watch WWE?

ha, no

 

[Diddles]

"Mam forced me to piddle on a grave"

And no, I did no such thing.

 

[pete]

"Do you like Bon Jovi?"

 

[sleepy]

"Do you like Bon Jovi?"

Well? Do you?

 

[sleepy]

"Daddy, put on the truck CD"

It's Hazardous Mutation by Municipal Waste |..|

'I like the truck CD. It's loud and they go "RAAAAAARRR!"'

 

[pete]

Well? Do you?

No. No I do not.

 

[Squiggle]

Playing a hidden object game with little monkey, nearly 3. I was calling out the objects he had to find while he was using the mouse. Me: "cat"
him: "Check, cat!" and then when he found it "Cat! Check!"
and so on for every item... he takes it very seriously!

We finally resolved the "check" mystery after weeks of trying to figure out where he learned it - the robotic sock monkey in Julius Jnr.

This morning he was trying Jedi Mind tricks on me.
"Where are you going Mommy?"
"I'm going to work"
Very calmly and slowly "No, you are not going to work. You are going to stay here with me today."
"I have to go to work"
Still very calmly and slowly "You do not have to go to work. You have to stay home with me"

He seemed very disappointed that it didn't work - actually, I was disappointed it didn't work myself. Pretty sure "a jedi forced me to stay home" would be a valid excuse for staying home from work...

 

[pete]

not a quote, but what she was searching for on youtube while i was out today

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[dudley]

Lily in the car yesterday, after I let a 'feck' slip

"you said feck! feckin! FUCKIN! what does FUCKIN' mean?"

 

[pete]

"I wish you were an engineer"

after watching this

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[sleepy]

I had Melt Banana playing on my phone the other day and the 3 year old said "Daddy, your phone's broken"

Then, after a few minutes "I like your noisy phone"