Quotes from your child (5 Viewers)

[pete]

Was totally worth it

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[Reets]

My brothers godfather used to be the Santa there. Never once had to queue and we stayed for as long as we liked.
He got gangrene after nicking himself cutting his toenails and died.
True story.

 

[pete]

ah here

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

There's never a happy ending with a @riath story.

Heck, you put Santa in there, the fucker ends up dead.

 

[snakybus]

"I had a dream that Anna fell off the Cliffs of Mohawk."

Meant to be Moher, @Diddles

Another today: "Do piranhas like lollipops?"

 

[sleepy]

Our 2 year old keeps trying to breast feed his little sister's Minnie Mouse doll

 

[David Kronenbourg]

My nephew: 'I can't wait to see uncle Stephen again. I hope he doesn't drink all the wine like last time'

: (

 

[nooleen]

uncle drunky

 

[Unicron]

He'll be the first one to speak at the intervention

 

[Diddles]

"Balthazar is the manliest of names"

 

[David Kronenbourg]

His last comment was "why does uncle Stephen love wine so much?"

5 years old

 

[Unicron]

Nephew's last day in creche before Christmas. "I'm on holiday tomorrow."

May the rest of your life be so hassle free kiddo.

 

[HMD]

While watching Percy Jackson
Him: if heaven is real I know what God I'd be
Me: who
Him: God of flesh

 

[Unknown Convict]

just now, getting ready for bed:

me: "what's that on your bum, dude?"
the 6 y.o.: "oh, i didn't realise how embarrassing it would be to let [my sister] use her tattoo pens to draw a picture on it of me laughing!"

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

His last comment was "why does uncle Stephen love wine so much?"

5 years old

I got this book from my 6-year-old nephew

He proudly explained because it was because I like whiskey so much

 

[magicbastarder]

my three year old nephew yesterday:
"the black guys don't like the whites'
he was talking about the birds in the back garden.

 

[pete]

"Is it true that there's going to be a vote soon to say that two girls can get married?"

"yes, why?"

"my friend says there is.... Can children vote?"

"no, you have to be over 18"

"well... can you vote for me?"

"ok, sure - how would you like to vote?"

"I want to vote yes, because I think all people should be allowed to get married as long as it's true love"

can't argue with that

 

[Diddles]

After watching an episode of iCarly featuring One Direction:

"I really hope there's an iCarly with Black Sabbath in it"

 

[pete]

"did you get the diet coke and mentos yet????"

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

There's never a happy ending with a @riath story.

Heck, you put Santa in there, the fucker ends up dead.

I meant this funny. Or something.