My sister sent me a video of her daughter that made my date spit out her wine
Handy things, kids
Handy things, kids
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My brother did that only recently, and he just turned 37i think i only ever did that once
Walked in the door yesterday evening to find small boy kneeling on the sofa pouring water from his water bottle on it and himself.
*looks up, still pouring water on the sofa*
"Hiya Mommy! Mommy's home! (to his Dad in the kitchen)"
Me "What are you doing?"
Him... still pouring water "Wet knees!"
Me "stop pouring out your water"
him "Wet knees, wateron couch" (he always tacks 'on' onto the end of the word)
And tonight... pointing at my glass of wine
"wantsome"
"no, you can't have some wine"
"wantsome, little bit"
"no, no wine for you"
"just little bit... wantsome"
It's like we're living the same life.
They're great at this age though. Sometimes the struggle to stay serious (because it really shouldn't be funny or encouraged) is too much.
His latest is to pretend to be scared of things, the action that goes with the words is just priceless and indescribable, but it's hilarious. Saturday evening we had this conversation
"Scareda Daddy!" he shouts, running up to me.
"What? Why?"
"Scareda Daddy, hurtey"
"You're scared Daddy will hurt you?" Incredulous at this stage since his Daddy wouldn't lay a hand on him.
Him with a look of fake fear/horror "Yeah, Daddy hurtey me", thinks a little "no, but could little bit" thinks a bit more "Daddy BIIIGGG!" as if that explains everything.
did she get a visit from the guy with the mobile planetarium? they're all fuckin experts now. i had to wait til i got to jodrell bank at age 12."Do you know what the sun is made of?
Do you know what meteors are?
Do you know what the milky way is?
Do you know that Pluto isn't considered to be a planet anymore, because scientists think it's too small? It's a dwarf planet!"
Apparently they teach science in first class now.
did she get a visit from the guy with the mobile planetarium? they're all fuckin experts now. i had to wait til i got to jodrell bank at age 12.
After two hours -
"Well at least it's only two hours from here"
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