Quotes from your child (1 Viewer)

[ernesto]

A mad 4 year old stranger that woke me up this morning by jumping up and down on my head while repeatedly singing/shouting 'where's your Lego?!'

 

[Unicron]

"I'm going to run away"

 

[sleepy]

My young lad keeps calling Al Pacino Jesus

 

[nooleen]

hmm

jeff bridges i could understand, but al pacino is clearly the devil

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[Diddles]

At swimming lessons earlier, drying her down in the cubicle afterwards with a towel, and at full voice:

"daddy, why are you rubbing my vagina?"

I had a similar experience with HMB, and the more I told him to be quiet, the louder he got :/

We were at the checkout in Lidl the other week with my nephew, and he was loudly telling HMB that the company who make Fruit Shoots also make a delicious drink called Man Juice. He just kept going on about how great Man Juice was. No-one in the queue knew where to look.

 

[Jim Daniels]

At the dinner table, my 4 year old nephew invited his dad's 40+ workmate over for a sleep-over, "but you'll have to sleep in between mammy and daddy, cause my bed's too small".

 

[Jim Daniels]

Someone's kid put on a floor show similar to this, on the bus earlier.

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[RayRay]

I got a bike frame from my sisters and their respective partners for my birthday last year. My 4 year old nephew gave me a hand opening the box and taking it out. On seeing the bike frame his eyes lit up and in the most exciting voice ever shouted and repeated, "you got a triangle!". Best reaction ever

 

[pete]

"You know that song with the video in a school, and the boys are on one side and the girls are on the other, and they're singing at each other? Can you put that on? I REALLY like that song."

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Most excellent parenting achievement: UNLOCKED

 

[David Kronenbourg]

My niece cracks me up. This is from my sister: "In the playground today and there are only a few diehards due to the rain. All of the kids are playing nicely together and one of the grandads there decides to take a picture of the group. They all huddle together, the grandad says 'Say Cheese' They all oblige and mass giggling ensues with random words being shouted out such as 'Strawberry' 'Silly Sausages', and then I hear Isla piping up from the back of the group 'Smelly Knickers'. Cue the whole group shouting 'Smelly Knickers' The horror!"

 

[Reets]

Eve: "I can't believe how terrible the graphics are in this movie!"
Me: "what do you expect, it was made a little while after I was born"
Eve "Seriously? I didn't think they had color then"

The little git was serous.

It was Ghostbusters btw.

 

[washingcattle]

Eve: "I can't believe how terrible the graphics are in this movie!"
Me: "what do you expect, it was made a little while after I was born"
Eve "Seriously? I didn't think they had color then"

The little git was serous.

It was Ghostbusters btw.

That little girl should be shunned.

Ghostbusters is amazing.

 

[Reets]

I bought her a ghostbusters t-shirt. That should do the trick.

 

[nooleen]

show her alien, that was made before you were born and still looks amazing

and should also scare her silent

 

[nooleen]

My niece cracks me up. This is from my sister: "In the playground today and there are only a few diehards due to the rain. All of the kids are playing nicely together and one of the grandads there decides to take a picture of the group. They all huddle together, the grandad says 'Say Cheese' They all oblige and mass giggling ensues with random words being shouted out such as 'Strawberry' 'Silly Sausages', and then I hear Isla piping up from the back of the group 'Smelly Knickers'. Cue the whole group shouting 'Smelly Knickers' The horror!"

could have been worse

4-Year-Old Girl Brings Heroin to Daycare; Mom Arrested - The Root

the embarrassment!

 

[sleepy]

"You know that song with the video in a school, and the boys are on one side and the girls are on the other, and they're singing at each other? Can you put that on? I REALLY like that song."

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Most excellent parenting achievement: UNLOCKED

I can't see videos here in work because they're blocked but is it Queen Of Hearts by Fucked Up?

 

[sleepy]

show her alien, that was made before you were born and still looks amazing

and should also scare her silent

was walking through Tesco with my 2 year old the other day and we ended up going by this halloween toy of a guy in a cage that shouts at you when you walk past it. Bless him but it was the first time I've seen him scared of something like that. Every now and again he keeps saying "Silly man. What was he doing?"

 

[nooleen]

d'aw

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

could have been worse

4-Year-Old Girl Brings Heroin to Daycare; Mom Arrested - The Root

the embarrassment!

Never smack your kids.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

I'll get my coat -->