Quotes from your child (1 Viewer)

[pete]

"Are you the tooth fairy?"

 

[dudley]

are you????

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

"My mom is hot ... (realises everyone's suddenly looking at him)...... it means pretty"

 

[pete]

are you????

no i am not

 

[billygannon]

"More people mean less friends"

 

[pete]

"More people mean less friends"

Define: facebook

 

[billygannon]

I think she's resigned herself to trusting nobody as she climbs her way to being the Benevolent Dictator of the Decaying West.

 

[sleepy]

my son'll be 2 in September. For the last while he keeps doing the pistol fingers thing and saying "AAYYY" like the fonz. It`s fucking awesome.

Also we have this back and forth where I go "Clean sheets mean a lot, to a guy who sleeps on the - " and he says "floor"

 

[magicbastarder]

a mate of mine has trained his two year old to do this on command:

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[nooleen]

he might regret that after a while

what's the command?

 

[pete]

yesterday: outgrew her peppa pig books
today: "Can i get a belly top?"

crai

 

[sleepy]

he might regret that after a while

what's the command?

"SUTHERLAND!"

 

[Unicron]

My nephew, 2, who is up with my parents, after I nearly stepped on a piece of a jigsaw he was clearing away:

"Ian! Be more careful."

 

[Diddles]

"If a robber breaks into the house, sets it on fire and you fall off the roof should I ring the police, the fire brigade AND an ambulance?"

 

[pete]

"Mr Byrne said my handwriting is excellent"

You kind of have to say it out loud.

 

[Reets]

We were in the library yesterday and apparently I was embarrassing the kid by trying to make her pick a book with the word "snogging" in the title.

"If you say that one more time, I'm going to go up to the desk and tell them " there's a woman here that keeps trying to grab me. I don't know who she is and I'm scared now, please help me ".

That shut me up.

 

[washingcattle]

My Lady's nephew recently.


Talking to his aunt

"I don't want you here I want you to go away"

"You can't say that, there are things you can think but you shoudln't say out loud"

Five minutes pass and he comes over to her with a huge grin

"I'm thinking that thing again!"

 

[David Kronenbourg]

niece: why does Stephen go to London?
granddad: because he has to work
niece: why do people have to work?
granddad: because they need to buy food and have a house to live in
niece: (pause)... why do people in London drink so much tea?

 

[dudley]

At swimming lessons earlier, drying her down in the cubicle afterwards with a towel, and at full voice:

"daddy, why are you rubbing my vagina?"

 

[David Kronenbourg]

Haha, holy crap.