Quotes from your child (1 Viewer)

[snakybus]

Anna: "Daddy, have you heard of a 90s song called 'Where's me jumpa'"?

 

[pete]

"you're just not very good, are you?"

about any attempt i make at anything

 

[Squiggle]

In the past few weeks
"thats yummy" - while licking coffee drops of the plastic lid he'd grabbed off my coffee cup.
"more chicken" having chicken for the first time yesterday
"mmm yummy" constant chorus while eating pretty much anything
and just now "magazine" when he dropped the one he was leafing through off the sofa.

 

[pete]

to her mother

"do you just let daddy pretend he's the boss on fathers day and his birthday?"

 

[dudley]

"I think I need to start moaning..."

 

[dudley]

Ah, a classic at bedtime tonight.

"dada, i'm going to make kermit be my muppet man bride!"

 

[hugh]

On the way back from zoo with daughter and niece:

Sadhbh: Lily, when we get home do you want to listen to my Dad's stories about the time he was in Africa?
Lily: No. Can we play with Lego instead?
Sadhbh: Okay.

 

[Unicron]

On the way back from zoo with daughter and niece:

Sadhbh: Lily, when we get home do you want to listen to my Dad's stories about the time he was in Africa?
Lily: No. Can we play with Lego instead?
Sadhbh: Okay.

How is your daughter's name pronounced Hugh?

 

[hugh]

This query was dealt with by means of an off-line communication last night. Ticket closed.

 

[dudley]

"The only thing I love about you is I love you"

 

[lemonbravo]

"There are a lot of doors in your mind daddy...."

 

[Jim Daniels]

Why do you always wear the same clothes? - My 6 year old niece asks me a tough one, immediately followed by....Your beard is so funny. Have you ever read "The Twits" by Rolly Doll?

 

[washingcattle]

My Ladies nephew aged 2 years 10 months.

Grandmother: Oh you are so lovely I could eat you all up !

Ely (With much indignation): I am not food Grandma.


and on a recent trip to Pennys bargain bin section.

"I don't want to look at bargains."

He's not wrong to be fair.

 

[shower another shower]

"Will see you Friday"
gone to college.
fastest 18 years of my life.

 

[HMD]

Dad I have the ultimate weapon. Behold!!!!

 

[Squiggle]

"Nooo Momma, NOOOOOOO, Momma NOOO, NOOOOOO..." non-stop, full volume, for about 10 minutes while I tried to get ready for work this morning. I think someone wanted me to stay at home today. Eventually his Daddy managed to distract him with Ceebeebies.

Usually with him everything is "yeah" or "Yeay!" He's started walking well in the last couple of weeks and every time he makes it to his chosen destination he puts his arms up in the air and shouts "Yeay!" with a big smile. He's cute and he knows it.

 

[pete]

i still get the "but why don't you just tell your boss you're not coming to work today?"

if only, kid.

 

[rettucs]

He's cute and he knows it.

thats his job!

 

[mark]

"WWWWWAAAAAAAAA!!!!"

All. Fucking. Night. In fairness, the poor little guy has 4 mollars coming through. I'd say it's the anit-craic.

 

[Squiggle]

Aw Mark, poor little guy. We are not looking forward to the molars.

It's fun almost being able to have conversations
me: Are you hungry?
him: yeah
me: rice cake?
him: nonono
me: what then?
him: nink (drink)

I love how emphatic he is with his negatives, one "no" just isn't enough.