Quotes from your child (1 Viewer)

[Goodbye]

I pointed at something and asked; "What's that?"

His answer; "Daddy's finger!"


Amazing

 

[pete]

Spent the afternoon pointing at modern warfare 3 and telling the kid "that's the game daddy wants for Christmas. Make sure mammy knows." "this game - the one with the letters m w & the number 3" etc.

"So what does daddy want for christmas?"

"a skateboard"

"..."

 

[magicbastarder]

my four year old nephew to my mother, when she asked him about going on holiday:
"i can't BELIEVE we're flying out of terminal 1"

 

[Goodbye]

Me: I'm going to the loo.

Him: Daddy, what you need?

Me: What do I need?

Him: Yah.

Me: Buddy, thats such a long list I wouldn't know where to begin.

Him: No Daddy, you need to do wee wee or poo poo?


He should know better to ask me such a loaded question when I'm hungover...

 

[snakybus]

Me: I'm going to the loo.

Him: Daddy, what you need?

Me: What do I need?

Him: Yah.

Me: Buddy, thats such a long list I wouldn't know where to begin.

Him: No Daddy, you need to do wee wee or poo poo?


He should know better to ask me such a loaded question when I'm hungover...

Well? Which was it?

 

[Goodbye]

Well? Which was it?

Rum skitters

 

[egg_]

Heather's demands are becoming increasingly bizarre. Latest:
1) sleeping under a pile of cushions instead of blankets
2) insisting that we write The Gruffalo out by hand on a piece of paper and read from that, instead of reading from the actual book

 

[shower another shower]

Me: H, there's fish cakes in the oven.
H: are they sweet?
Me: what?
H: like the mince pies.

16 year old retard.

 

[billygannon]

Me: "Bea, are you a princess?"
Bea: "No, I'm a bad loser"

 

[Reets]

"if the Government wants to stop people pirating films they should put viruses on them. Then if they didn't pay for it a monster comes out of the screen at them"
I'm 95% sure she thinks people have boats in their bedrooms to help get the films.

 

[nlgbbbblth]

Heather's demands are becoming increasingly bizarre. Latest:
1) sleeping under a pile of cushions instead of blankets
2) insisting that we write The Gruffalo out by hand on a piece of paper and read from that, instead of reading from the actual book

did she insist on you doing the illustrations too ?!

 

[GARYXKNIFEDX]

Amy (5): I know all about aliens 'cos I watch Doctor Who
Me: Oh really ?Do you know where they come from?
Amy: Jupiter,Mars,Space.....and England.

 

[pete]

Me: You know, I'm just not very good at wrapping presents
The kid: It's ok, daddy. These things happen.

 

[Goodbye]

In the car, some pedestrians leg it across the road.
Him in the back yells:
Him: Get off the bloody road.
Me: What did you say? <shocked>
Him: Get off the fli... the flip... get off the NAUGHTY WORD ROAD!

I laughed the rest of the way home.

 

[Anthony]

Good man.

 

[pete]

"THESE SKATES ARE TOO SKATEY"

 

[pete]

to the wife, who has been sitting on the floor playing with Lego on her own for over an hour:

"Mammy.... that's enough."

 

[Unicron]

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[Diddles]

HMB watched this earlier and kept saying "And thennnnnnn" for hours. I sincerely hope he forgets about it tomorrow.

[video=youtube_share;hRN9zj7WLR0]http://youtu.be/hRN9zj7WLR0[/video]

 

[mel gibson]

my mother to my 3 year old Nephew (after he's driven us all demented with the hoover he got for Christmas)

"Evan leave him alone Henry's asleep"

him "No he's not-his eyes are open"