Quotes from your child (2 Viewers)

[the bearded lady]

my older girl, aged 5 at the time.
"god is an asshole. i hate god" (while roaring laughing).

twas then that i knew i'd never need no stinking paternaty test.

 

[mark]

my older girl, aged 5 at the time.
"god is an asshole. i hate god" (while roaring laughing).

twas then that i knew i'd never need no stinking paternaty test.

gold.

 

[Reets]

Mammy, can you walk in front of me? You're heavy and make the snow flatter.

 

[pete]

"i got you a card. a teddy bear card."
"is it a surprise?"
"yes. ok? i want a cuddle."

 

[pete]

on seeing me with the trusty black & decker drill, about to do some complicated DIY:

"Daddy is trying to be a man"

 

[Goodbye]

hahahahahaha typical woman wha

 

[Unicron]

on seeing me with the trusty black & decker drill, about to do some complicated DIY:

"Daddy is trying to be a man"

What's your wife been saying to her behind your back?

 

[pete]

What's your wife been saying to her behind your back?

Well after she stopped laughing she insisted she's been saying nothing.

A likely story.

 

[snakybus]

(with fist in the air)
"SUPER LOIS....TO THE RESCUE!"

all the time

 

[David Kronenbourg]

http://twitter.com/preschoolgems#

 

[Goodbye]

The wife made me my favorite, Calamari for dinner...

The boy has a bite: "mmmm nice Balamory Daddy!"


For those who don't know:

 

[billygannon]

The wife made me my favorite, Calamari for dinner...

The boy has a bite: "mmmm nice Balamory Daddy!"


For those who don't know:

Until recently, very good friends of ours went to the actual Balamory island every year. It's actually like the programme.

 

[billygannon]

My daughter's favourite colour is, and has always been, black.

 

[pete]

"Are you getting your shave on?"

 

[magicbastarder]

Until recently, very good friends of ours went to the actual Balamory island every year. It's actually like the programme.

they produce a fairly nice whisky on that island.

 

[CinnamonBoy]

"Ggggggssssssshhhhhh.........Gggggsssssssssshhh". He's only 4 1/2 months but it's absolute magic to hear even that when he's looking right at you. :heart:

 

[Goodbye]

This morning.
Him: Halllloooo Daddy.
Me: <grunt>
Him: Hava coffeeeee!
Me: <smile>

 

[pete]

"why do we have chairs?"

 

[egg_]

Heather: "Do you know James?"
Me: "No. Who's James?"
Heather: "He's in little school."
Me. "OK. What does he look like?"
Heather: "He has one head, two of eyes and plenty of teeth"

 

[billygannon]

Bea's Mum: "Bea, can you tell me something beginning with "sh" "

Bea: "Shut up"