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[sweetoblivion]

your kids are so cute When I saw ET as a nipper I cried the entire way through. I finally watched it when I was about 16, I was too traumatised up until then to watch it...

 

[egg_]

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hahaha!

When we were little my brother cried his eyes out after the shark got killed in Jaws

 

[Goodbye]

Me: Ike say "ughnhnh" (grunt)
Ike: "ughnhnh" (grunt)

Tellin' yeh, the kids a genius!

 

[magicbastarder]

i just had my niece in telling me about having to spend the day pushing a turnip through a tunnel, and about seeing a car chasing a giraffe. but not the baby giraffe.

 

[Squiggle]

i just had my niece in telling me about having to spend the day pushing a turnip through a tunnel, and about seeing a car chasing a giraffe. but not the baby giraffe.

That's deadly.

My niece was telling me about her imaginary friends. There are 4 of them, one is a boy who keeps stealing her toys. They're all called Katie (her little sister's name).

She also woke me up every morning last week, and while she was in the hallway waiting for me to get dressed she sang little songs she made up.

::clef::I'm waiting in the hall for Squiggle, she's going to take me for a walk. I don't want Katie to come because if she does Squiggle won't be able to carry me when my legs are tired, lalala::clef:: Too cute!

 

[Anthony]

Turned the radio off midway through a "Talk to Joe..." promo the other day...
Radio : "1850 615.." [click]
3yr old : "815"

much laughter!

 

[billygannon]

A couple of weeks ago, my little one tried to cuddle the moon.

 

[Milker]

my 6 yr old has declared an interest in rap...on friday he launched into:

'Hey,hey, yo..my name is Joe(his name's not Joe)..my mammys gone shoppin I'm sitting in the car..I'm big, you're small..yeah, yeah, yeah.'

he says 'the band' is called 'Freakin In The City'...recorded it on me phone for posterity...watch out for that name in the future charts, kidsp

 

[Reets]

"But Sophie said she wanted her hair cut!"

 

[snakybus]

Nora: "Lois is soooo cute. I can't handle it!"

 

[hugh]

At breakfast last week:

her: "Daddy, what are you doing?"
me: "I'm making a list of things I have to do in work today"
her: "What things? Read it!"
me: "Well, here is says - email John about ..."
her: "What else?"
me: "Write document about project ...."
her: "What else?"
me: "Talk to blah blah about ...."
her: "Daddy?"
me: "What?"
her: "Fire people!"

It turns out her brain had shifted back to thinking and talking about dragons again, but man that freaked me out for a minute ...

 

[Reets]

Today Eve introduced me to someone saying "this is my friend Rita", it was sweet and insulting at the same time.

 

[egg_]

"Donald Duck isn't the greatest singer in the world. Dad is."

 

[subbuteo !]

a friend of mine was telling me about i think he's niece or something like that.
anyway she was adopted and also she is she is also dieabetic.
the parents told her one day there is two very important things to remember.
1 she is adopted but is now there daughter and they love her more than anything.
2 that she is a dieabetic and not allowed to eat sugary things.


so the girl is in school one day and its someone in the calss birthday so they have a cake.the girl starts crying and when the teacher asks her why she replyed
"i can't have any cake because im adopted"

 

[billygannon]

A couple of weeks ago, my little one tried to cuddle the moon.

She said hello to a cut on her foot this afternoon. She said "Hello sore" and then blew it a kiss.

 

[jcdonaggio]

I read this thread last night from start to finish and laughed out loud about 14 times. Good ratio that.

 

[magicbastarder]

from my niece, her fourth birthday party:
"SARA DID A POO POO INTO HER HAND!"

 

[Corey]

"PAPA, THERE'S A YUKKY NUT IN MY POOP!"

Attagirl.

 

[Jim Daniels]

"He's driving me demented"

My 3 year nephew... when I asked him how his brother (1.5 years) was?

 

[Reets]

Eve was really quite this morning walking to school, asked her what was wrong, should have known better...
"i think we should live on a boat, cos then the Nazis wont be able to get us cos they cant swim. you'll have to learn though, cos i cant lift you."