Quotes from your child (4 Viewers)

[Wölflinge]

I'm still at my folks cottage so I'm seeing lots of Icky, Baby and Ava.

three year old sister watching a film, barely able to contain herself:

"AGGHHH!!! Bambi has turned into a MOOSE!!!"

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

I was a car passenger with a 6-year-old kid in the back seat. I asked him to hand me the headphones for the iPod.
He gives them to me without looking and says "Knock yourself out"

Maybe 6-year-olds say that shit all the time, but I wasn't expecting it.

 

[Anthony]

"why was dinner invented?"

 

[Sufi]

My Cousins 3 year old was hanging out with me and the baby last time we were at my parents house.

Sophie: where did that baby come from
Me: it came out of my belly
Sophie: Did it hurt?
Me: a little bit
Sophie: My baby annabelle came out of my belly but it didnt hurt cause i rubbed my belly really hard after and it stopped hurting. Next time you have a baby you should do that.

 

[Corey]

My sister had a baby boy last week, Daniel. Charlotte cant get enough of him. whenever she enters whatever room he's in she shoots both index fingers from the hip and shouts "THE DAAAN!" like "ta-daaa"

It's some funny shit.

 

[jane]

Four year old godchild.

She's zing after zing after zing, and talks nonstop (she takes after her godmother).

"Poop is my favourite word," she says. So I start laughing.

"Stop that!" she says.

"But poop is my favourite word, too!" I tell her.

"I like it because it's funny," she says.

Now she had to go back to Minneapolis and the house is waaaaay too quiet. Four year olds are such whirlwinds that when they go, they leave a vacuum.

She'll talk to anyone, so before she came to Ireland, her dad gave her a big lecture about not talking to strangers, and not running off because Mommy is preggers and can't run after her.

She's on the plane, and she starts talking to people, "I would talk to you, but I'm not supposed to talk to people I don't know."

 

[Pantone247]

me: I'm very tired

her: that's cause I woke you up?

me: yeah, and I wanted to stay asleep

her: but I wouldn't let you, I told you to get up

me: that's right

her: that's because you have to do everything I say forever!

me: ...

*sudden creeping realisation that she may just be right...*

 

[Pantone247]

me: look, look, he's just won the race, so that means he's the fastest man in the world

her: yeah, but I'm faster then him

 

[dudley]

that shaven headed scottish comedian had a good on tv the other night,
said his daughter asked him what he thought was the most amazing thing in the world.
he replied, "well, i'd have to say that it's you of course sweetheart. what about you?"
".....sausages"

 

[snakybus]

N: Daddy, what does "impatized" mean?
Me: hypnotized?
N: No, impatized
Me: I don't know, where did you hear this?
N: It was in the Bear in the Big Blue House
Me: What were they talking about? What was happening?
N: It was making someone go to sleep
Me: I think you mean "hypnotized"
N: No! Impatized!

 

[snakybus]

Anna (who's still in nappies) running into the bathroom - "buhrteen! buhrteen!"

Translation from older sister revealed that she was "bursting" to go to the jacks

 

[Anthony]

6 year old - "I hate you"

All ahead of you lads.

 

[Anthony]

"I can't believe I go to sleep for a whole hour, it seems like just a minute."

6 year old talking about going to sleep for the night.

 

[Unicron]

"I can't believe I go to sleep for a whole hour, it seems like just a minute."

6 year old talking about going to sleep for the night.

Does he still hate you?

 

[Psychotic no 2]

"I can't believe I go to sleep for a whole hour, it seems like just a minute."

6 year old talking about going to sleep for the night.

I know that feelin'.

 

[Anthony]

Does he still hate you?

Ha, no. Having to turn off the playstation and brush teeth and go to be brings out the worst in people.

Actually, playstations and kids, there's a thread.

 

[lemonbravo]

Ha, no. Having to turn off the playstation and brush teeth and go to be brings out the worst in people.

Actually, playstations and kids, there's a thread.

due to the glorious summer, my son has become very acquainted with the playstation....
It's now being rationed.

"ok, the playstation has to go off now"

"nooooooooo, but i love the playstation"!!!!

 

[MDR]

Ha, no. Having to turn off the playstation and brush teeth and go to be brings out the worst in people.

Actually, playstations and kids, there's a thread.

Do your kids call you 'Anthony Large Mound' like everyone else does?

Anyone on the DART listening to my conversations about Egg, Enda Spook, Anthony Large Mound and Ian Omelette must think I come from Narnia or something.

 

[Reets]

"how come you're not fun like my friends mam?"
"you broke my heart, i'm gonna die now and you'll be all on your own, but if you get me an icecream it'll fix it".
fun kid

 

[Unicron]

"how come you're not fun like my friends mam?"
"you broke my heart, i'm gonna die now and you'll be all on your own, but if you get me an icecream it'll fix it".
fun kid

There needs to be a "retorts to your kids" thread.