to the niece:
"what do you want to be when you grow up?"
"i want to be a cinderella. a pink one, i think."
"what do you want to be when you grow up?"
"i want to be a cinderella. a pink one, i think."
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Sankyboosh, I'm going to quote your nipper.
"Say 'Daddy'. Can you say 'Daddy'?"
Snakynipper says, "Mommy," then laughs her head off.
She's fricking hilarious. Also, hello, I know kids are always cuter in person, but yours are like some kind of unearthly creatures. Are you sure they're fully human, and not, I dunno, half sugarglider or something?
That's so nice of you Jane They appreciated your sheep impression, it was quite a hit. Yes, lucky for them they've inherited their mother's charm and looks. From me they've inherited an ability to take the piss out of people. I am their main subject. Oh cruel, cruel irony.
Another funny one from nipper elder:
Friend of mine with DVD: Now Nora, this is a DVD you can watch, especially for little kids.
Nora: And not for big humans?
The fluffy sheepskin hat is generally a hit. Kids point at it, dogs bark at it, adults flee from it.
I shoulda tried my chicken impersonation, too. It's freakishly good, like.
Your kids are amazing. I mean, it sounds like an empty statement because all kids are amazing, but your kids are like, REALLY amazingly sparky and funny.
i did not know that was you until i recognised the photo in the 'pictures of your kids' thread.That's so nice of you Jane They appreciated your sheep impression, it was quite a hit.
Hehe, and despite being aware of this you still can't help thinking "ah but yeah, mine is/are really the best, and I kinda feel sorry for other parents"Though I'm conscious that everyone thinks their own kids are the cutest.
i did not know that was you until i recognised the photo in the 'pictures of your kids' thread.
can your kids touch their shoulders with their feet?
Zings From Your Child:
standing at the bus stop, in the not so nice weather, after about 10 minutes, out of nowhere comes...
"it's taking you a long time to learn how to drive dada"
ouch!
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