Quotes from your child (1 Viewer)

[coraline]

Congratulations Egg and Mrs Egg, brilliant news !!!

 

[billygannon]

Egg, may I be the first to congratulate you on your news...

 

[egg_]

Glad you heeded my advice egg!

Number 3 on the way here

Holy crap! Congratulations dude! Don't they have contraception in France?

 

[Diddles]

Congratulations Egg and Snaky. When are yis're new kids due?

 

[egg_]

August for us

 

[snakybus]

July 6

Thanks Diddles

 

[muffin]

congrats snaky..seriously is there something going around here with all these babies?

 

[snakybus]

Baby boom innit.

I'm starting back in a job next week in Dublin and in a group of 8 people, five are expecting kids, two have just had kids....and one is a gay.

 

[Pantone247]

Holy crap! Congratulations dude! Don't they have contraception in France?

Mike thinks johnnies are way too pricey

seriously

 

[snakybus]

not too pricey, just not made for the love machine that is the Mike

 

[Pantone247]

I can't believe I used the word 'johnnies'

even on an internet board

especially on an internet board...

hello I am 8 years old

 

[Pantone247]

not too pricey, just not made for the love machine that is the Mike

I heard you're so fertile that your second child was concived when you passed a choccie biccie to have with her morning cupp o' tea.

Preggers by ozmosis

 

[pete]

We didn't have 3D. It's quite expensive

about 200 and something quid for a 1 hour session. we came out with about 50 photos and a dvd of the hour. was worth every penny.

(that's what your Thumped subscriptions are paying for).

ahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

But when you're at the scan it's a bit more realistic. You can easily make out the baby. Our first scan picture was clearer than the second.

yeah when they're in motion it's much much clearer.

 

[flashback]

about 200 and something quid for a 1 hour session. we came out with about 50 photos and a dvd of the hour. was worth every penny.

200 Euros. That's sound.

I would imagine that translates into 1/4 million dollars thanks to the sleek cost effective efficiency of private health care in the US though, of which our generous health insurance would cover 9.5%

Ah sure. Good as any reason to move back.

 

[pete]

200 Euros. That's sound.

I would imagine that translates into 1/4 million dollars thanks to the sleek cost effective efficiency of private health care in the US though, of which our generous health insurance would cover 9.5%

Ah sure. Good as any reason to move back.

ah no it's a private company what does 'em. they're just opposite music maker.

 

[Dromed]

Glad you heeded my advice egg!


Number 3 on the way here

Well done to the Daddies!!!!

 

[MDR]

"Mam, your tummy keeps getting fatter and fatter and FATTER"

(number 2 is on the way)

Hurray - congrats!

 

[MDR]

My 5-year-old nephew:

Mother: "be careful when you go swimming - listen to the teacher and pay attention"

Child (rolling his eyes): "I know, I know, no drowning."

 

[sweetoblivion]

Ha ha!! genius!

 

[Dromed]

Yesterday my son was doing homework on a science project on dinosaurs..and we're talking about a particualr kind with hollow bones. I said do you know what hollow means. He says "Yeah, it means empty"...then puts his hand over his heart and says "like dracula, you know?" :heart:

Another day doing a homework project on religon we started talking about karma. I asked him did he know what karma was. He said "Yeah, it's like a disease that goes around the world."