potlatch
Well-Known Member
OK, ok.
There was this Buddhist Monk right, and he had this rotten tooth. It was so painful he didn't know what to do so he went up the sacred mountain to the head monk dude to ask his sagely advice.
"Oh holy one what can I do?"
"Have you tried meditation, my child?"
"Yes, I have and still it pains me!"
"Have you tried Buddha's All purpose Hot Poultis, my child?"
"Yes, I have and still it pains me!"
The sagely head monk dude sat back, stroked his long beard, pondered for a few moments and finally said to the monk:
"I'm afraid, my child, that you will have to see the dentist..."
The monk objects, "Oh no! I transcend dental medication!"
There was this Buddhist Monk right, and he had this rotten tooth. It was so painful he didn't know what to do so he went up the sacred mountain to the head monk dude to ask his sagely advice.
"Oh holy one what can I do?"
"Have you tried meditation, my child?"
"Yes, I have and still it pains me!"
"Have you tried Buddha's All purpose Hot Poultis, my child?"
"Yes, I have and still it pains me!"
The sagely head monk dude sat back, stroked his long beard, pondered for a few moments and finally said to the monk:
"I'm afraid, my child, that you will have to see the dentist..."
The monk objects, "Oh no! I transcend dental medication!"