Punching Cows? (1 Viewer)

[wild_cat]

Heheh,dunno why we have the internet.

This other kid just said his granny smelt like fish and his ma gave him a slap.Brilliant.Im gonna buy him some sweets to make up for it.

Do you answer phones for child-line or something?

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

man, he works in a bike shop with the internet
we've gone over all of this

here brian - what's your surname? hahah

 

[brianoak]

Its kind of like the bar where everyone knows your name in this shop.I talk to the kids and win their trust.

Then I kill them.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

fuck that noise, man

 

[brianoak]

fuck that noise, man

Ha ha.You have to get out the car and sock it between the eyes to win the bet though.

 

[Buzzo]

Ha ha.You have to get out the car and sock it between the eyes to win the bet though.

amazing
disturbing
take photos

 

[brianoak]

Is there a law against punching cows?

amazing
disturbing
take photos

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

it's on

 

[Buzzo]

Look man that cow would punch the fuck out of you if it had arms or opposable thumbs. And the wish or intent to do so is enough to justify a pre-emptive strike, especially if it's gonna be hilarious.


please don't hurt the cow

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

butt out man, this is between me, the daves and the cows

 

[brianoak]

If they had arms instead of hoofs the gang situation in I reland would escalate out of control.Smuggling crack in their udders etc

Look man that cow would punch the fuck out of you if it had arms or opposable thumbs. And the wish or intent to do so is enough to justify a pre-emptive strike, especially if it's gonna be hilarious.


please don't hurt the cow

 

[Buzzo]

Smuggling crack

do you ever think about anything else?

 

[brianoak]

No.Its my business after all.

do you ever think about anything else?

 

[Eddie Gorilla]

Oh, so now it's your business?
Thanks Brian.
Thanks muchly.

 

[Rachel666]

My uncle used to love messing in the milking parlour until one day a cow gave him a kick in the stomach and he had internal bleeding. He works for microsoft now.

 

[brianoak]

You need to stay away from your parents liqour cabinet.

Can we get back to the cows please???
Has anyone actually ever punched a cow?

Oh, so now it's your business?
Thanks Brian.
Thanks muchly.

 

[wild_cat]

You need to stay away from your parents liqour cabinet.

Can we get back to the cows please???
Has anyone actually ever punched a cow?

My brother did once, my mother gave out to him for an hour for doing it. I think he was pissed off cause he had to put cattle in another shed and he was going off or something.

 

[Eddie Gorilla]

That's actually amazing.
Best mental picture ever.

 

[Rachel666]

you'd have to be fierce fast to box a cow. I wonder if you can tip cows on top of each other like dominos, although that'd require them to stand in a line first. Anyone else pondering this may meet me in Brennans field on a full moon.

 

[wild_cat]

you'd have to be fierce fast to box a cow. I wonder if you can tip cows on top of each other like dominos, although that'd require them to stand in a line first. Anyone else pondering this may meet me in Brennans field on a full moon.

Yeah I asked my Liam about Cow tipping , he laughed at me and told me it wasnt true.