Overstepping boundaries? (2 Viewers)

[nlgbbbblth]

I couldn't live somewhere like that so good on you Hayworth for tidying it up.

If she objects, point out that it's an apartment share and you're entitled to equal use of all communal spaces.

 

[egg_]

Say a boy in a yellow tracksuit did it

 

[Jill Hives]

I am sitting in my nice clean living room now. I really really wish I had the cash to live alone. It's so relaxing.

 

[cpr]

when is she home?i'm so compelled by this tale I wanna know what happens next!

 

[flashback]

Say it was a Arab looking Jewish Nigerian gypsy.

Mention the fact that he said he was going to email her some time over the next month regarding a Financial Proposition he has in mind.

 

[pete]

yes because the foundations of a happy living situation
are definitely based on tit-for-tat getting the last word in
arguements within the first month of living together.

here gorillamunch i think your account's been hacked by some reasonable person

 

[pete]

why? the one with the link to a film?

anyway once upon a time I shared a house with a fella who used to wear some sort of sports injury support sock type thing, and he used to leave it hanging on the kitchen press handle, so if you wanted a mug you had to touch his foot bandage thing...

so I left a note saying "hey could you leave your bandage somewhere else?!" and next day he stuck the note to my bedroom door with the words "FUCK OFF CUNT" written on it.

andyone i know?

 

[Jill Hives]

when is she home?i'm so compelled by this tale I wanna know what happens next!

Sunday night, I think, or Monday during the day. I can't remember. I have time to enjoy. I should have taken before and after photos. I would be over joyed if I came home to this but one can never tell. She might freak out or she might thank me.

 

[Lili Marlene]

She might freakin' thank you.


She has to thank you, you cleaned the house and didn't complain about it beforehand, anyone who gives out about that may as well be stabbed in the back by a ghost monkey in a yellow tracksuit on sunday night.

or monday during the day

 

[RSJ]

We need to cross reference this thread with the travel forum to see if her flatmate's off thumped. Monday's most popular thread - "YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT THAT YANK BITCH DONE TO MY GAFF".

 

[Jill Hives]

She might freakin' thank you.


She has to thank you, you cleaned the house and didn't complain about it beforehand, anyone who gives out about that may as well be stabbed in the back by a ghost monkey in a yellow tracksuit on sunday night.

or monday during the day

You people are making me laugh today.

 

[george mcfly]

you should leave a mannequin wearing her clothes in the sitting room waiting for her when she gets home

oh yeah, minus the head

leave that on her pillow and draw little teardrops coming from the eyes

she'll think it's hilarious!

 

[george mcfly]

don't forget..

underwear on the mannequin..
and a letter in one of it's pockets, (written from her perspective) about how awesome a flatmate you are!

 

[cpr]

it is a must that you spray said manequin with her perfume.

 

[flashback]

Take out all the lightbulbs too.

Tell her you brought them down to Power City for servicing.

 

[george mcfly]

hhahahah tell her you're so glad she's back, cause you keep having dreams about her dying!

 

[Jill Hives]

I have decided to write out welcome home in flower petals.

 

[Diddles]

As soon as you see her say 'Thanks so much for getting that cleaner in while you were away. I came home while he was here, and oh, one thing led to another...'

 

[Vinnie]

Make a table out of pipe cleaners and put a glass of red lemonade and a packet of Monster Munch on it as a welcome home present

 

[Catwoman]

you should leave a mannequin wearing her clothes in the sitting room waiting for her when she gets home

oh yeah, minus the head

leave that on her pillow and draw little teardrops coming from the eyes

she'll think it's hilarious!

How come you don't have a flatmate anymore, George?

!ninjaaaa