How come nobody's suggested 'shit on her desk' yet? Thumped ain't what it used to be.
i was thinking of the pillow case.
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How come nobody's suggested 'shit on her desk' yet? Thumped ain't what it used to be.
I figure I will leave a nice note welcoming her back and say, "I took the liberty of moving a few things to make it more suitable for two but if you don't like it, we can always change it back."
yeah, leaving a note for someone whom you share a house with, that'll get her on your side!
she's gonna kick your ass
and never asked for more space in the shower.
Well, she will get home while I am at work.
well keep us posted on developments
and wear lots of underpants
Well, she will get home while I am at work.
when you walk in this evening go
"oh my God! We've been burgled... by very unsucsessful, yet very compulsevly tidy, burglers..."
why? the one with the link to a film?
anyway once upon a time I shared a house with a fella who used to wear some sort of sports injury support sock type thing, and he used to leave it hanging on the kitchen press handle, so if you wanted a mug you had to touch his foot bandage thing...
so I left a note saying "hey could you leave your bandage somewhere else?!" and next day he stuck the note to my bedroom door with the words "FUCK OFF CUNT" written on it.
so I left a note saying "hey could you leave your bandage somewhere else?!" and next day he stuck the note to my bedroom door with the words "FUCK OFF CUNT" written on it.
How come nobody's suggested 'shit on her desk' yet? Thumped ain't what it used to be.
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