Overheard on the bus (1 Viewer)

[#10-7]

two knackers working in tesco. another one walks down the aisle, holding a box.

"ah here 'e is, yer man eh?"
"fuck off will ye?"
"you sir are the fuckin' weakest link!"
the lads laugh manically.
"yeah? well at least i'm not chewy like fuckin toffee!"
*silence*
.......
"weak. est. link"

 

[Beanstalk]

Knackers are hilarious...we should breed more of them, and keep them in Knacker National Parks for all to see.



Not in my back yard, mind you.

 

[TenRabbits]

I used to work in a Safari Park.. and we would get busloads of inner city kids on 'day-out' style trips outta the urban jungle (probably preparing some of them for the inevitable parole experience), and I remember one bunch vividly cos the poor wee buggers were terrified of the cows.




They thought they were the same size as dogs ye see.. having never seen them outside of the telly. And yes.. the safari park did have a 'cow' section.

 

[itchy]

on the bus into town.

knacker wan "I'm gettin a tatoo"
knacker two "what you gettin"
knacker wan "not sure yet"
Knacker two "you should get a little tweety bird there" whilst pointing to the back of knacker wans shoulder.
CLASS

 

[avernus]

I heard the other night as I was walking into my house:

"paaintars andt decaraators in, hah? dijje have ta taaake hur up de switch?"

actually said just like that, loudly at 3am.

 

[Anthony]

at work;
"oh, twitter's great isn't it"
"just give me a john wayne film, a proper man"