Overheard on the bus (2 Viewers)

[Napalm]

Did I tell ya me cousint had a baby?

what she have?

A baby girl

She called her





PARIS!

 

[Ex-User (250)]

Did I tell ya me cousint had a baby?

what she have?

A baby girl

She called her





PARIS!

it's better than calling her dublin, but yes, i know what you're getting at. the working class, such a bunch of cunts.

 

[moc]

after the dude from that film troy?

Did I tell ya me cousint had a baby?

what she have?

A baby girl

She called her





PARIS!

 

[Vinnie]

Nahh. After the porno they were watching when the baby was conceived.

 

[Bag'o'cans]

Beeyodntsay, BRIT'ney, Achileeeeeeees't, the future of ireland

 

[avernus]

Apparently Macedonians spoke with a Dublin accent.

 

[LMD64]

that'd work for posh people as well.

Toff 1: "Nmweh, i kelled mey cheld 'Peris', efter ther faive ster hertel wer sterred irn lest semmer."
Toff 2: "Dehling! Hew delatefullay clevah of youeuouah!"
Toff 1: "Beht dehling! Hew delatefullay sweet of youeuouah to say!"

 

[Squack]

My friend heard on the bus

One bloke to other:

Got a deadly bj off me bird last night
I bleedin yopped all over her

 

[roxy]

This beats out all -

I know a girl who works for Ryanair in Dublin Airport.
She was talking one day to one of her colleagues, who is a bit dim, as the story reveals, and also has a fair whack of skanger in her.
The colleague was telling the girl I know about her new niece, and the conversation led to

: "ahh cool what are they calling her?"
Skanger says: "well she's named after me aunty and me granny - 'Wiviny'"
: "Wiviny? - that's a strange name. How do you spell it?"




...........the reply came..










:Y-V-O-N-N-E

: "Oh. Right."

 

[nokia]

overheard, ie, shouted at us:
"Your ma was good in bed last night,
...should've seen the blood what came out of her gee!"

 

[Goodbye]

This beats out all -

I know a girl who works for Ryanair in Dublin Airport.
She was talking one day to one of her colleagues, who is a bit dim, as the story reveals, and also has a fair whack of skanger in her.
The colleague was telling the girl I know about her new niece, and the conversation led to

: "ahh cool what are they calling her?"
Skanger says: "well she's named after me aunty and me granny - 'Wiviny'"
: "Wiviny? - that's a strange name. How do you spell it?"




...........the reply came..










:Y-V-O-N-N-E

: "Oh. Right."

scutterin fuck balls...
thats deadly

 

[roxy]

Also, my brother's friend goes by the name of Aoife. When they were both working in London a couple of years back, the dudes and dudettes looked at her name on paper and pronounced it "Woffy". In all seriousness.

 

[Goodbye]

Friend of mine called Aine O Halloran
'mericans called her Onion O Halloween

n'all seriousnes

spaykin o 'mericans, I was once asked for directions to Doon Lay Gah Hear eey

 

[jane]

Friend of mine called Aine O Halloran
'mericans called her Onion O Halloween

n'all seriousnes

spaykin o 'mericans, I was once asked for directions to Doon Lay Gah Hear eey

Ah, sure now, people can't be expected to know Irish if they aren't from here. It is, however, always funny when people wander around the train station in Cork, wondering how they get to Cob-huh.

But at least people are trying to sound out the letters. I can't count the number of people I've heard say Chick-Car-Go, putting letter sounds where there is no corresponding letter.

On the subject of baby names, who's going to relate the urban legend of the child called by a name pronounced Fem-ah-lee?

 

[krystal]

hate to burst yizzer bubbles, but that yiveneee / wiveneee thing is as old as the hills.

I *did* hear someone on the bus telling his mate to 'stick it up yer ma' recently.

 

[Super Dexta]

or that poor sap who got born the other day called yahoo, on account of his parents meeting over the internet or something

 

[Hector Grey]

over heard in pub: "at the end of the day, i'm a post modernist, i just want to be fulfilled."

i wrote i doon on a beer mat, so i'd remember.

students, eh? is there anything they can do?

 

[avernus]

My friend heard on the bus

One bloke to other:

Got a deadly bj off me bird last night
I bleedin yopped all over her

hahaha

if I had a nickel for everytime I loudly said that on the bus.

 

[Goodbye]

Ah, sure now, people can't be expected to know Irish if they aren't from here. It is, however, always funny when people wander around the train station in Cork, wondering how they get to Cob-huh.

But at least people are trying to sound out the letters. I can't count the number of people I've heard say Chick-Car-Go, putting letter sounds where there is no corresponding letter.

On the subject of baby names, who's going to relate the urban legend of the child called by a name pronounced Fem-ah-lee?

Connect ih cut

 

[roxy]

hate to burst yizzer bubbles, but that yiveneee / wiveneee thing is as old as the hills.

The circumstances of me hearing the story are entirely genuine.