Napoleon Dynamite (1 Viewer)

[ook]

http://www.boingboing.net/2005/04/15/napoleon_dyanamite_a.html

Napolean Dynamite Action Figures!

 

[tripoli]

What a class movie, get it region 1 from the states about a month ago.


The type of movie you can watch numerous times, even in a row.....


"tina come get some ham"

 

[Buzzo]

Napoleon:

Tina, you fat lard. Come get some dinner.





[Tina Grunts]

 

[Buzzo]

Grandma:

How was school?





Napoleon:

The worst day of my life. What do you think?





Grandma:

Well, I want you to go see if Tina wants some of this.





Napoleon:

[Sighs]

Kip hasn't done flipping anything today.





Grandma:

Look, tonight me and your--

Kip, listen!





Kip:

What?





Grandma:

Tonight me and your aunt are gonna go visit some friends and we're not gonna be back till tomorrow. We're gettin' a little low on steak, so I got Lyle comin' over tomorrow to take care of it.





Napoleon:

Well, what's there to eat?





Grandma:

Knock it off, Napoleon. Make yourself a dang quesadilla!





Napoleon:

Fine!





Grandma:

I'll be back tomorrow.











Napoleon:

Stay home and eat all the freakin' chips, Kip!





Kip:

Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes, all day. Besides, we both know I'm training to become a cage fighter.





Napoleon:

Since when, Kip? You have the worst reflexes of all time.





Kip:

Try and hit me, Napoleon.





Napoleon:

What?





Kip:

I said come down here and see what happens if you try and hit me.





Napoleon:

Such an idiot!





Kip:

Let me see what your best move is.





Napoleon:

[Sighs]





[Doorbell Rings]





Napoleon:

I'll go get it.





[Napoleon slaps Kip]

 

[Buzzo]

This is one of those movies that makes me laugh out loud and feel all giddy on the inside everytime I think about it. Like love.

 

[tripoli]

Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes, all day. Besides, we both know I'm training to become a cage fighter.

Napoleon:

Since when, Kip? You have the worst reflexes of all time.

Absolutely class.

I also love when napoleon calls kip from school, "can you bring me my chap-stick?....my lips hurt real BAD"......and then of course the real long sigh really tops it off.

This is by far one of my favorite comic movies.

 

[chutneyfarmer]

This is one of those movies that makes me laugh out loud and feel all giddy on the inside everytime I think about it. Like love.

When I watched it, I found it kinda funny, but not THAT funny. But the other night, on the Luas home from Weezer, I was talking to my mate about it and found myself quoting a load of it and saying "Oh this scene was great" a lot. Now having not even seeing it a second time, It's dawned on me how hilarious it actually is.

Deb: What are you drawing?

Napoleon Dynamite: A liger.

Deb: What's a liger?

Napoleon Dynamite: It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.

Genius!

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

this film is absolutely terrible - anyone that likes it is a moron

 

[Buzzo]

You're such an idiot

 

[Yurn!]

'Old threads' are the 'new threads'.

Watched this for the first time in ages the other day. Best bit Uncle Rico's scream when Napolean fucks fruit at his van.

Gas film altogether.

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

the sight of dr cox drinking scotch on his own and bearing his teeth is what keeps me coming back to this show.

 

[Yurn!]

the sight of dr cox drinking scotch on his own and bearing his teeth is what keeps me coming back to this show.

Er, The Cook Report?

 

[Gambra]

Er, The Cook Report?

cheers

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

Er, The Cook Report?

im still drunk
cheers

 

[Yurn!]

Any yokes?

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

half?

 

[Yurn!]

half?

Yeah, but i don't really fee-. CHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNSSSS!!!!!!!!!

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

"We should be listening to firm young melodies, kicking tunes, thumping bass, God I sound so stupid."

 

[Yurn!]

"We should be listening to firm young melodies, kicking tunes, thumping bass, God I sound so stupid."

'Hot dog, jumping frog, alma cookies....'

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

"there'll be a time for dips, but this isnt it"