This idiot is going to bed, but:
A lad told a sex story and the details are mad. I called him a guy who swallows his own semen.
I didn't swallow it, he insisted, I just transported it. In my mouth.
Me and other barfly looked at each other, "Man, that's worse".
Later as I left, the barman left his post to buy some Dairylea dunkables.
Christ Dave (not his real name), are you actually an adult?
"Yeah! What you mean?" While munching.
Did you leave work to buy child food
"Well, yeah, buh'"
They're was a couple of randoms who overheard and they were quite entertained. They were laughing and laughing.