Minor complaints thread (24 Viewers)

[ernesto]

The newest guy in the office in work.

Keeps fucking up my call-outs, missing emails and giving me wrong info.
Very frustrating and costing me time
It's his first week so I'll give him a pass but if he keeps this shit up and he'll be gone.

This halfwit just had me go into a building where no one is aware of any contract in place and then tried to convince me of its existence from the notes I made and deleted an hour ago. That’s a good hour of company time gone again

 

[egg_]

I am aware of its reputation as a 'banger'

Totally not a banger. Kylie-esque disco-pop. Decent disco groove, generic melody sung by a posh hottie, with some strings and annoying 00s guitar twiddlings for decoration

 

[egg_]

I put my headphones on but they are dying. Can't change office station.

I wrote a song about this once

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(and also made a sily little video with some paper and a sharpie and a black sheet)

 

[Deadmanposting]

Totally not a banger. Kylie-esque disco-pop. Decent disco groove, generic melody sung by a posh hottie, with some strings and annoying 00s guitar twiddlings for decoration

Eum, is Can't Get You Out Of My Head a banger by this standard?
Cos it objectively is.

 

[egg_]

Can't get you out of my head is a much better song.

 

[Deadmanposting]

Can't get you out of my head is a much better song.

It's all I need

 

[ernesto]

I wrote a song about this once

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(and also made a sily little video with some paper and a sharpie and a black sheet)

Every time I switch off the radio out of anger/annoyance I put this on instead.
THIS is a banger

 

[Jill Hives]

Another song related complaint... the film About a Boy was on last week and himself stopped on it for a minute before changing the channel again. It was so brief, nevertheless, he's been singing "Ipso, facto" over and over again unknowingly. I am going to see how long it takes before a new earworm replaces it or I lose the plot.

 

[Kermit McDermott]

I like that film....and song.

 

[Reets]

Another song related complaint... the film About a Boy was on last week and himself stopped on it for a minute before changing the channel again. It was so brief, nevertheless, he's been singing "Ipso, facto" over and over again unknowingly. I am going to see how long it takes before a new earworm replaces it or I lose the plot.

I'm pretty sure we saw Badly Drawn Boy together.
I remember a tent and a funny shaped hat, but everything else is blurry.

 

[ernesto]

I'm pretty sure we saw Badly Drawn Boy together.
I remember a tent and a funny shaped hat, but everything else is blurry.

That hour of the bewilderbeast album is still class

 

[therealjohnny]

Thank you for giving me a reason to post this....

Cheech and Chong - Save the whales

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save the whales , save the whales, save the whales

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[Jill Hives]

I like that film....and song.

I'm not giving out about either just the fact it's become an earworm for someone in my household who is constantly singing a bit of it over and over.

 

[seanc]

I am pretty sure I have never heard this song

Why did you like my post about it then?

 

[MacDara]

Someone else just mentioned butter, so...

For reasons, there was at one point here 7, count them 7, different packs of butter going. I think each of us forgot we already had butter and we didn't want to take other peoples butter, so the butters just stayed there. Chucked some out today, the expiry date on one was December. Bunch of knobs* . At least they all like butter and not hydrogenated vegetable shite.
And then the butter I had in the fridge was dated March 11th.

*Butter pun. If you can think of a butter pun I'd like to hear it.

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Points deducted from Mr Shuttleworth for saying “scon”.

But on the other hand, he did write “I Can’t Go Back to Savoury Now”.

 

[Deadmanposting]

Why did you like my post about it then?

Jees, man
Because I like you. Because you were being nice to Hives.
Because looking back at it now, it looks like I misintrepreted a reference for your own words.

Or I'm pretending I don't know a song for internet clout on a message board with 15 people on it.
Who knows?

 

[seanc]

How frightfully meta.

 

[Kermit McDermott]

The woke nanny state is totally out of control. Oirish people can't express themselves anymore.

Man who masturbated in public on Bray seafront given suspended jail sentence

A Wicklow man who exposed his genitals and masturbated in public on the seafront in Bray has received an 18-month suspended jail sentence.

www.independent.ie

 

[JohnnyRaz]

The woke nanny state is totally out of control. Oirish people can't express themselves anymore.

Man who masturbated in public on Bray seafront given suspended jail sentence

A Wicklow man who exposed his genitals and masturbated in public on the seafront in Bray has received an 18-month suspended jail sentence.

www.independent.ie

who hasn't had a wank on the seafront in bray, followed by a chicken fillet burger from henry and roses

 

[magicbastarder]

not me; i don't know henry and roses?