Minor complaints thread (19 Viewers)

[ernesto]

Im shattered just reading all these cool fridge stories

 

[magicbastarder]

Happened to my mother in laws glass-top dining table. They came home from holidays and found it in a million pieces on the floor.

happened to the glass roof in a friend's renault (espace? some sort of people carrier yoke) while she was sitting at lights. she said it sounded like a shotgun going off. thankfully it was laminated though and stayed in place.

 

[therealjohnny]

it is poltergeists?

 

[GARYXKNIFEDX]

There has to be a conspiracy linked

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

I'm going to put a miraculous medal in the fridge just in case

 

[ann post]

Tension and microfractures ftw

 

[Cormcolash]

Immigrants shattered them

 

[therealjohnny]

things didn't break before all this woke nonsense was allowed into our schools

 

[Cormcolash]

Release Enoch Burke, free the anti-shattering one!!

 

[JohnnyRaz]

Immigrants shattered them

Just call Joe....

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

Speaking of immigrants, I just overheard a colleague, apparently crazed, telling another colleague that all the immigrants coming in belong to sleeper cells and when the button is pressed for the big reset (similar to the one in the 1700s) they'll take over and the rest of us will go into prisons including prisons located under government buildings. I think the other guy was trying to get away from him, I was trying to listen in without getting involved

 

[ilovehoovering]

My Instagram ads for the last few weeks are all for St. Patrick's Day parties in London.

Jameson! Bottomless Guinness! Baby Guinness! Spice bags! Men with Irish sounding names DJing!

 

[Kermit McDermott]

I'd say he said "B'witish"

Backlash after ITV’s Oscars host Jonathan Ross calls Cillian Murphy a ‘British star’

ITV presenter Jonathan Ross has been hit with backlash after he referred to Cillian Murphy as a “British star” during the 2024 Academy Awards.

m.independent.ie

 

[Cormcolash]

I'd say he said "B'witish"

Backlash after ITV’s Oscars host Jonathan Ross calls Cillian Murphy a ‘British star’

ITV presenter Jonathan Ross has been hit with backlash after he referred to Cillian Murphy as a “British star” during the 2024 Academy Awards.

m.independent.ie

I don't know who Cillian Muwphy is anyway

 

[therealjohnny]

the sheer exasperating frustration of unlearning a guitar intro I've been playing incorrectly for about 30 years

 

[magicbastarder]

maybe you're playing it right and everyone else is doing it wrong?

 

[egg_]

the sheer exasperating frustration of unlearning a guitar intro I've been playing incorrectly for about 30 years

You know what I found helpful for this kind of thing? A book called "The Inner Game of Tennis. Not joking - look it up, has loads of positive reviews from musicians

 

[magicbastarder]

is that the one written by the tennis coach who realised he didn't really need to coach? i think i heard about it on a michael lewis podcast episode.

 

[therealjohnny]

You know what I found helpful for this kind of thing? A book called "The Inner Game of Tennis. Not joking - look it up, has loads of positive reviews from musicians

interesting!

 

[therealjohnny]

maybe you're playing it right and everyone else is doing it wrong?

my wrong version was more accurate than pretty much every other loser I've seen laying it on youtube. So there is that.