Minor complaints thread (17 Viewers)

[Anthony]

The pitch and putt club beside us whose 100ft tall trees block our solar panels for half the day in winter are turning their office roof into one great big solar panel.

 

[magicbastarder]

evergreens?

 

[ann post]

Do they block your solar panels from golf balls or just light?

 

[Anthony]

well in fairness they clock wind and make the place look nice, just about 20ft too high.

 

[therealjohnny]

A case of Fore shadowing, eh?

 

[seanc]

Putt it in the wrong place so you don't get your slice. All for the sake of being green. It's not a fair way. In fact, it's a bit rough. You're just left there in your bunker. One wood have a think about the iron-y of it all. Have yourself an open faced club sand wedge and a tee.


Etc etc. no handicap jokes.

 

[ann post]

Golf is for pricks.

 

[Deadmanposting]

Golf is for pricks.

I used to have a t-shirt that said Golf is for Cunts

Probably still have it somewhere

A man in his 30s wearing something like that. Sweet Lord.

 

[ann post]

A man in his 30s wearing something like that. Sweet Lord.

Good man. I was at some awards thing once and wore my jinx lennon grow a pair t-shirt. kept me out of all the PR pics from it. success

 

[MacDara]

Paid for 40 face masks from a German company I’ve ordered from a few times before with no hassle. But it seems between my last order and this one, they switched their e-commerce platform to Shopify, and they’ve clearly made a hames of it as I’ve only received half my order. Saaaaaaake.

 

[seanc]

I'm very very tired (12 hours work, 7 hours commuting, two places, many pricks, not good money) and my housemate, the smug lack of self awareness prick, went when he saw me still awake, went "well go to bed then!"
That was at 09:00 this morning. I had been awake for quite a while at that point. And still am. But hey cheers housemate, brilliant idea! you're a fuckin inspiration.

I can't sleep and I'm just grumpy now. Good comebacks you wish you'd said etc., sorry.

 

[magicbastarder]

just caught my little toe off the side of the hoover and it ripped half my toenail off.

 

[JohnnyRaz]

just caught my little toe off the side of the hoover and it ripped half my toenail off.

Given your recreational use of highly powered and sharp yokes, getting maimed by a hoover is not something I would have expected

 

[Cornu Ammonis]

That sucks.

 

[therealjohnny]

Accidents with home appliances can often be fatal. glad you didn't dy son

 

[pete]

Were there any contributing factors? Accidents like that don't just happen in a vacuum.

 

[Kermit McDermott]

Every time i hear the word "Yemen" I have to say, "Yeah Mon" in a fake Jamaican accent.

 

[JohnnyRaz]

Every time i hear the word "Yemen" I have to say, "Yeah Mon" in a fake Jamaican accent.

thanks for putting that in my brain.

 

[therealjohnny]

Every time i hear the word "Yemen" I have to say, "Yeah Mon" in a fake Jamaican accent.

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[Kermit McDermott]

Its this at 01:27

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