Minor complaints thread (19 Viewers)

[rettucs]

I've just come back from India and I have a bad case of the shits. Been necking Imodium but it's not really working. Help!

not sure if it's the same as imodium but motillium is the bizness

probably best to just let it run it's course and eat fuckloads of icecream afterwards to regain the weight you lost.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

not sure if it's the same as imodium but motillium is the bizness

probably best to just let it run it's course and eat fuckloads of icecream afterwards to regain the weight you lost.

I've improved considerably. Thanks

 

[Diddles]

Where is major complaints plz?

 

[pete]

Where is major complaints plz?

Major Complaints Thread

 

[brannett]

Found two tickets to a musical in an envelope on the ground yesterday they cost 120 quid. Now I am trying to find the owner with just there name from the receipt.

Tickets for Matilda in April 2018 by any chance?!

PM sent

 

[Cornu Ammonis]

not sure if it's the same as imodium but motillium is the bizness

Motillium is the opposite of immodium as it can make you shit more. It's used to combat nausea and vomiting.

 

[Unicron]

Motillium is the opposite of immodium as it can make you shit more. It's used to combat nausea and vomiting.

My dad has an mnemonic, motillium motivates and immodium immobilises.

 

[hydromancer]

Tickets for Matilda in April 2018 by any chance?!

PM sent

Thanks barnnet I was just talking to her on the phone a minute ago. Actually I had contacted her on facebook but this phone doesn't let me send or receive messages on that site for some reason but anyway I have her address now and will mail them to her.

 

[therealjohnny]

Well I'll be. what are the chances?

 

[pete]

"Ireland is a small, shit country"

 

[chris d]

George Foerman couldn't fully penetrate my Londis roll.

 

[therealjohnny]

George Foerman couldn't fully penetrate my Londis roll.

Phwooarr.

 

[Diddles]

Major Complaints Thread

In hospital on morphine last night and was having a massive meltdown - thankfully I passed out before you pointed me to the major complaints thread or there would have been some far out shit posted on there. Was trying to post on FB telling people I hated them as well but couldn't quite get it together .

 

[therealjohnny]

In hospital on morphine last night and was having a massive meltdown - thankfully I passed out before you pointed me to the major complaints thread or there would have been some far out shit posted on there. Was trying to post on FB telling people I hated them as well but couldn't quite get it together .

That could have been hilarious

You take care of yourself

 

[therealjohnny]

When posts by dead pals resurface

 

[hermie]

In hospital on morphine last night and was having a massive meltdown - thankfully I passed out before you pointed me to the major complaints thread or there would have been some far out shit posted on there. Was trying to post on FB telling people I hated them as well but couldn't quite get it together .

One time when coming out from under general anaesthetic I tried to come on to all the nurses in the room at the same time. True story.

Take her handy diddles!

 

[JohnnyRaz]

1. got about 1.5hrs sleep last night for no apparent reason
2. waiting to hear if I'm going to get called for round 2 interview for a job.
3. have to talk to HR first thing tomorrow about the latest shite the most unstable of the geniuses I manage has thrown in the air.

however - all livable shit compared to hostpital @Diddles hope all is well..

 

[pete]

One time when coming out from under general anaesthetic I tried to come on to all the nurses in the room at the same time!

Ewww

 

[hermie]

Ewww

There's a very important 'to' in there

 

[rettucs]

The National are bringing out a new album