Minor complaints thread (48 Viewers)

[David Kronenbourg]

are hitting on and chatting up the same thing? hitting on implies that it's not reciprocal.

 

[rettucs]

Are you the type to show up stabbed at a swish restaurant?

They hate that, your nobs do. Big pet peeve.

I'm not the type to ever be in a swish restaurant

 

[rettucs]

are hitting on and chatting up the same thing? hitting on implies that it's not reciprocal.

I wouldn't have made any distinction between the 2 anyway

 

[nooleen]

I'm socially retarded. I don't know how to hit on people.

it can be difficult to tell the difference between social retardation and attempted seduction

 

[therealjohnny]

Are you the type to show up stabbed at a swish restaurant?

It's acceptable if you were stabbed with a swish blade knife

 

[therealjohnny]

dislike

 

[GO]

I just had a daytime napmare that I was picking up litter,but doing it wrong

 

[Cormcolash]

Sometimes I think Scutter is me if I knew about bikes

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

are hitting on and chatting up the same thing? hitting on implies that it's not reciprocal.

I'd have thought they were the same thing.

Reciprocation depends on how attractive you are in the first place.

 

[GO]

have to go all the way to lidls for chillies.

Nothing else.

 

[Cornu Ammonis]

I'd like some science friends

My rates are reasonable.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

have to go all the way to lidls for chillies.

Nothing else.

Lidl need '10 items or less' lines, I'm sick of being stuck behind oul ones with the weeks shopping while I only want some scones and avocados.

 

[GO]

Lidl need '10 items or less' lines, I'm sick of being stuck behind oul ones with the weeks shopping while I only want some scones and avocados.

Agreed.

Aint gonna happen though

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

Sadly not. I'm surprised they haven't gotten the automated checkouts though.

 

[GO]

I don't reckon they'd do that either..there'd be too much stroking

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Lidl need '10 items or less' lines, I'm sick of being stuck behind oul ones with the weeks shopping while I only want some scones and avocados.

This is your 'Angelus' time to reflect on your life.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

Most of my time is spent reflecting on one thing or another.

 

[nlgbbbblth]

does Complan give you the shits or take them away?

 

[nlgbbbblth]

Proper posh people are generally sound, its the ones who came into money in the last 20 odd years that are not so sound.

Anyway, a complaint: ate a whole swiss roll in the past 24 hours. I'm a fucking pig.

I hope you ate it straight from the wrapper. Like a bar of chocolate.

No plate.
No drink.

Like my mate's Dad.

"Want anything in the shop"

"Yeah. Get me a Swiss Roll."

"What? Ok, what flavour?"

"Doesn't matter"

Comes back 15 minutes later. Hands the Swiss Roll to his Da who opens it and eats it straight. Doesn't offer any to me or my mate but does give a bit to the dog.

It was lemon flavour. Gateaux.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

does Complan give you the shits or take them away?

Gives them I believe.

Re the swiss-roll; it was sitting on the counter in its wrapper, every so often I'd cut off a slice and get it into me. The only way to do it. I'm jealous of that lemon one, mine was only plain strawberry.