Minor complaints thread (29 Viewers)

[therealjohnny]

Also-- Irish audiences singing "Olé.. olé...olé.."

for fucks sake lads

 

[ann post]

can't sleep. can never sleep. might weep. drew rick moranis instead

at least you can draw.

 

[ann post]

My double bass fell off its stand..the head snapped clean off

fixable..probably..

expensive...likely

i saw the picture. fuck. something like 130lbs pressure on a double bass neck.

 

[therealjohnny]

yeah...It might not be salvageable

Plan B

 

[Psycho Punk]

Also-- Irish audiences singing "Olé.. olé...olé.."

for fucks sake lads

Just ordering their coffee.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

trailers giving away whole plots of films. this should be a major complaint actually.

 

[mel gibson]

how the fuck does a banana give you heartburn??

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

Potassium?

 

[ann post]

people who don't rep on ebay.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

people who don't rep on ebay.

Guilty.Its too much like hard work.

 

[ann post]

Guilty.Its too much like hard work.

i'd have a more impressive coloured star if it wasnt for people like you.

you make me sick.

 

[Unicron]

Puncture on my cycle tonight.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

i'd have a more impressive coloured star if it wasnt for people like you.

you make me sick.

No rep is better than negative rep.

Complaint-having to buy ten envelopes when I only need one.

 

[Psycho Punk]

No rep is better than negative rep.

Complaint-having to buy ten envelopes when I only need one.

Yeah, but you'll glad you have those envelopes at some stage. A hot babe will say: Oh, I need an envelop! You with an ingratiating grin will produce just what she needs.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

You with an ingratiating grin will produce just what she needs.

Interesting turn of phrase.
Anyway,the college I was dropping said envelope into gave it right back to me.So now I have ten envelopes I don't need.

 

[washingcattle]

Online application forms that allow you to fill in the entire form hit send only then to say

"The position you have applied for is no longer available"

Why couldn't you have fucking well told me that before I bothered to fill out the fucking form you fucking cunt ?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If I don't find a job soon I will go an a stabbing rampage. No HR department is safe.

and while I'm at it HR is not a real fucking job. Any cunt could do that , "what do you think you could bring to the company ?" Bullshit

next time I'm asked that I'm saying

"Honesty, I can bring some honesty. Here's some for you right now. You don't have a real fucking job. You have a made up fucking job, one of those pieces of shit that only came into existence in the last 20 years and should have never existed. You and every middle manager and supervisor and consultant and other cunt that got your job by having a degree in fannying about doing fuck all for four years should be culled, not just from the workforce but from the earth. You people stop folks who actually do all the fucking work around here from ever getting promoted, you and your fucking degree and your suit and fucking tie and your fucking cologne and your fucking close shave and your fucking attitude are the fucking girders holding up the glass fucking ceiling. Do you know what would happen if you all disappeared overnight ? Nothing. No one would fucking notice. Someone who deserves your job by knowing what he's on about because he actually works for a living would get your fucking job and everything would just roll on regardless. I pray every night that there's one of those events that wipes out half of humanity so that in the ruins of society, I get the chance to eat you. Slowly cooking your still attached legs while you're still alive so that you can still smell your flesh cook and feel it when I dig a fork in and proclaim you done, you fucking cunt............ Oh and what's the holiday situation ?"

 

[Jill Hives]

Crying babies in close proximity and no escape.

 

[jonah]

I'm really, really bored but also quite ill so I can't go anywhere or do anything. On top of this, I've been watching horror movies and am now stranded home on my own until morning. So... a night of being wigged out is ahead.

On the plus side (Since I'm too lazy to go find the pleasures thread), my brother is visiting for 3 weeks from Taiwan, and I haven't seen him in 2.5 years. Yeah. 2.5 YEARS.

 

[Jill Hives]

I know the feeling. By the time I get home this year it will be 3 since I have seen anyone in my family.

 

[jonah]

Wow, that really sucks Long distance flying is just too expensive for me right now, otherwise I'd have visited Taiwan for sure. You have plans to go home soon though yeah?