Minor complaints thread (19 Viewers)

[pete]

Kids are great for that lark. No end of fun.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Shouldn't playrooms be all ceramic tile and pitched to a floor drain?

It puts the Lego back in the box, or it gets the hose again.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

The tissue box is running low, so now when I grab a tissue the whole box comes up with it and I have to use my other hand to steady the box.

Who is designing these things??

 

[Lili Marlene]

The tissue box is running low, so now when I grab a tissue the whole box comes up with it and I have to use my other hand to steady the box.

Who is designing these things??

excellent minor complaint. 10/10

 

[nooleen]

My wife just phoned and said he puked all over his sister about an hour ago.

was it wrong to lol at this?

 

[sleepy]

was it wrong to lol at this?

Not at all, we had bit of a lol ourselves. I can picture what her face would have been like and it is pretty priceless

 

[sleepy]

Shouldn't playrooms be all ceramic tile and pitched to a floor drain?

It puts the Lego back in the box, or it gets the hose again.

All rooms ever should be like this. You just never know when it's gonna hit.

 

[nooleen]

Not at all, we had bit of a lol ourselves. I can picture what her face would have been like and it is pretty priceless

poor little man though
i lol with sympathy

 

[sleepy]

poor little man though
i lol with sympathy

I was starting to clean his puke off the floor last night and he shouted at me "DON'T EAT IT".
Oddly enough, I lolled at that too

 

[Cornu Ammonis]

Babby's. Well he's nearly 3 now. Puked 3 times in the creche yesterday.
Then projectiled all over our kitchen at 6.30. Terrified the shit out of his sister. She must have thought she was watching the exorcist or something.
Then threw up all over his bed at 8.30, coupled with the wateriest nappy known to man.
And once more at 2.30 this morning.

My wife just phoned and said he puked all over his sister about an hour ago.

He needs to cut back on his drinking.

The tissue box is running low, so now when I grab a tissue the whole box comes up with it and I have to use my other hand to steady the box.

Who is designing these things??

I'm sure there's an innocent reason for using the tissue (such as a runny nose) but instantly I'm assuming you're having a wank in work and you're ruining your rhythm by having to steady the box.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

I'm sure there's an innocent reason for using the tissue (such as a runny nose) but instantly I'm assuming you're having a wank in work and you're ruining your rhythm by having to steady the box.

I wank in the jacks, like a gentleman.

 

[sleepy]

I wank in the jacks, like a gentleman.

while using tissues from a box?

 

[Cornu Ammonis]

while using tissues from a box?

It's what makes it gentlemanly (as opposed to posh).

 

[sleepy]

He needs to cut back on his drinking.

.

I tried telling him but he just threw up on me,

 

[GO]

Van didn't do too great in its test

Not terrible though

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Van didn't do too great in its test

Not terrible though

What are the odds of having a go of fixing some stuff yourself?

They have manuals and everything online, I'd imagine.

This is the sort of thing I imagine myself doing, but would probably balk at pretty hard if it came to it.

 

[GO]

What are the odds of having a go of fixing some stuff yourself?

They have manuals and everything online, I'd imagine.

This is the sort of thing I imagine myself doing, but would probably balk at pretty hard if it came to it.

I will definitely be fixing three of the five instances of bogeyness myself.

Two of them are outside my area of nonspertise.

I'm amazed the back tyres made the grade.They are fucked

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

I'm amazed the back tyres made the grade.They are fucked

haha!

 

[GO]

I just inhaled some finely chopped scotch bonnet

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Had to google that

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