Minor complaints thread (34 Viewers)

[therealjohnny]

Ah..the hacking sound followed by a low gurgle

If your lucky he'll eat it all up once he's done

 

[nooleen]

well, i went back to bed for a few hours of nightmares about trying to take care of him and the last two dogs in bizarre and stressful situations and he seems fine now and has eaten his breakfast

 

[chris d]

my cat puked centimeters away from my pedals this morning. must be something in the air.

minor #shame thread: im listening to the first coldplay record and liking it. it's good.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

my cat puked centimeters away from my pedals this morning. must be something in the air.

minor #shame thread: im listening to the first coldplay record and liking it. it's good.

I was singing Yellow in my head all day yesterday

 

[Unicron]

Had a falling down oh god I can't get up I can't move panic attack in a dream last night, feeling the aftereffects of it in work today

 

[jonah]

I have loads to do but I can't make myself do anything. Instead I'm listening to Tears for Fears and staring out of the window, and fantasising that I wrote "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" and I'm playing it to my friends for the first time and they're going "wow you're so talented and retro, Ciara"

 

[pete]

COMPUTERS

 

[therealjohnny]

CARS

 

[Anthony]

When people want to post pictures online.. but they way they do it is by posting a phone screenshot.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

More wasps have come in my window this week than I saw all summer long last year. I think we might be in for a bumper wasp season.

 

[Scientician 0.8]

We
Are
Sex
Perverts

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

More wasps have come in my window this week than I saw all summer long last year. I think we might be in for a bumper wasp season.

I used to follow them around my old place, spraying a can of furniture polish til I couldn't breathe

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

To kill them or to punish them? I usually just swat-n-squish

 

[therealjohnny]

I'm having a crisis of conscience here

I felt something land on my neck and swiped it away


Now a crippled greenfly( or something) is heroically and pathetically crawling around on my desk trying to recover

I help him get upright a couple of times but I think he's had it

 

[pete]

trying to burn a windows 10 ISO to DVD. i don't know if it's my DVD writer or my aging blank DVDs but i'm on my third go so far AND IT WON'T FUCKING WORK

 

[chris d]

Dickhead on gumtree sold an amp I was due to collect on saturday. Pissed.

 

[Scientician 0.8]

It is only Wednesday and life feels like it will never be interesting or worthwhile ever again.

 

[Lili Marlene]

It is only Wednesday and life feels like it will never be interesting or worthwhile ever again.

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unless you want to discuss pop music or books with me for a while

 

[Scientician 0.8]

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unless you want to discuss pop music or books with me for a while

Can't, gotta work and shit.

 

[Unicron]

1890 303 302

unless you want to discuss pop music or books with me for a while

If unrelenting ennui and existential dysmorphia mean that number should be called I'd hardly ever be off the phone to them.