Minor complaints thread (17 Viewers)

[Unknown Convict]

There is more than one Smegma

there is? like faust?

 

[rettucs]

My recollection was that he introduced himself as a Turkey but then admitted that he wasn't because when he arrived in Ireland he told people that he was because he heard that Turkey's were popular in Ireland around Christmas. But you're as likely to be right as I am.

The Den had some dark shit going on back in the day

they won him in a game of golf I think. The prize was a christmas turkey but they didn't bank on him still being alive. I remember he kept going on about looking forward to december 26th and zig and zag telling him he wasn't going to be around.

between that, the talking sofa, the introduction of podge (which apparently scared many's an Irish kid shitless) there was indeed some dark shit. No wonder that generation are fucked up.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

there is? like faust?

Not quite like that, the other Smegma are just completely different band.

Rubbish

 

[Unicron]

they won him in a game of golf I think. The prize was a christmas turkey but they didn't bank on him still being alive. I remember he kept going on about looking forward to december 26th and zig and zag telling him he wasn't going to be around.

between that, the talking sofa, the introduction of podge (which apparently scared many's an Irish kid shitless) there was indeed some dark shit. No wonder that generation are fucked up.

I feel like this is something that would be right up @nlgbbbblth's alley

 

[pete]

My recollection was that he introduced himself as a Turkey but then admitted that he wasn't because when he arrived in Ireland he told people that he was because he heard that Turkey's were popular in Ireland around Christmas. But you're as likely to be right as I am.

The Den had some dark shit going on back in the day

yeah that's pretty much it - i can't remember how long he was around before he started talking.

 

[Unknown Convict]

Not quite like that, the other Smegma are just completely different band.

i have albums by the wrong 'honeymoon killers' & the wrong 'head'

 

[pete]

now is as good a time as any

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[7 - No tomorrow]

Zig and Zag supposedly

 

[therealjohnny]

I met zag...the fawn one..maybe it was zig?
Anyway

Sound

 

[Cornu Ammonis]

On a related note, there's a reissue of the Fridge in a Denim Jacket that looks like a poorly made Taiwanese pirate copy made from a scan of a scan.

 

[GO]

I just tried to reach for a napkin through the glass of a glass counter-top while I was ordering my sandwich.

Thats class.
It reminded me of the other day I was talking to someone..a woman to be precise..and immediately after our exchange..I discovered I had a bogey on the tip of my nose..or thereabouts.
And I wondered very briefly..does this kinda thing happen to all men?
Or am I somehow degenerate and unlovable
Then I realised..that no one is immune to having a rubbery snot go walkabouts on their face.
Even the beautiful people must shite themselves the odd time

I found it a very comforting notion.
And possibly it could turn out to be adequate justification for a complete breakdown in personal hygiene

 

[GO]

On a related note, there's a reissue of the Fridge in a Denim Jacket that looks like a poorly made Taiwanese pirate copy made from a scan of a scan.

A Fridge wearing a denim jacket?

even for thumped that sounds mad

 

[pete]

A Fridge wearing a denim jacket?

even for thumped that sounds mad

it's blue and cool and sits in the corner

 

[GO]

I really do not want to ever hear about that poxy cereal cafe again.

I deplore everything about it

and fucking beards.

Fuck off with the beards everybody.Fucking sheep

 

[GO]

i cant sleep and im half gone mental

 

[Lili Marlene]

i cant sleep and im half gone mental

how did this go?

 

[Anthony]

Did you ever wish you could buy up a few extra houses for the sole purpose of being a landlord that is not a total bastard?

 

[nooleen]

no

i often wish i could buy a massive country estate to house hundreds/thousands of abandoned dogs though

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

I'm a landlord that's not a total bastard.

Buying a new fridge and washer/dryer at Christmas.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

I don’t like my new desk in work. Computer screen is very exposed.