Minor complaints thread (11 Viewers)

[7 - No tomorrow]

Lots of people in here getting these standing desks.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

I think I'd like one of them as well as a regular one. Sitting all day is only a cod

 

[therealjohnny]

I like the idea of the adjustable ones

Adjustable Standing Desks & Ergonomic Workstations | Ergotron

 

[george mcfly]

I like the idea of a standing desk with wheels. You could roam around the office like a Dalek!

 

[nooleen]

you could roll over to someone to 'deliver' an email by pressing send as you arrive at their desk

 

[george mcfly]

you could roll over to someone to 'deliver' an email by pressing send as you arrive at their desk

i'd never get tired of doing that!

 

[Unicron]

Did you ever wish you could buy up a few extra houses for the sole purpose of being a landlord that is not a total bastard?

No, if I bought some extra houses I'd style myself on Rigsby from Rising Damp and be an utter shit.

 

[therealjohnny]

I'd put two-way mirrors in all the bedrooms and spy cameras in the toilets

And keep everyone's deposits

 

[JohnnyRaz]

wife complains about old job, wants new job. wife gets new job, complains about new job, wants old job back.

almost reads like a line from becket.

 

[jonah]

i dont have 5 grand to spend on a kiss tour jacket. the problems we all have, eh.

 

[Unicron]

i dont have 5 grand to spend on a kiss tour jacket. the problems we all have, eh.

That sounds like the sort of frivilous bad idea that you should do a kickstarter for.

 

[jonah]

That sounds like the sort of frivilous bad idea that you should do a kickstarter for.

Oh man. OH MAN.

 

[Unicron]

Oh man. OH MAN.

I'm already thinking of rewards you can offer based on contribution.

For a €15 commitment you can stroke the sleeve of it, once.

 

[george mcfly]

I'm already thinking of rewards you can offer based on contribution.

For a €15 commitment you can stroke the sleeve of it, once.

You just reminded me of some great Kickstarter rewards we came up with. I think "Fight your favourite member of the band + a free download of the album on release" was our favourite.

I wouldn't do a Kickstarter for a music project but for a 5000 quid jacket? Definitely.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

I've just eaten six mince pies while I was getting my dinner ready for the oven

 

[Reets]

Went to the doctor with a headache, expected to get migraine tablets.
"It's probably nothing, but I want you to go to A & E to make sure there's no bleeding around your brain"
There's nothing much wrong with me, and I'm going to be here for the next 12 hours or so wasting the hospitals time.
Two Gards just ran in carrying a baby in a car seat with a younger couple in tears behind them.
It's grim as fuck.

 

[therealjohnny]

hope you're ok.

 

[pete]

Went to the doctor with a headache, expected to get migraine tablets.
"It's probably nothing, but I want you to go to A & E to make sure there's no bleeding around your brain"
There's nothing much wrong with me, and I'm going to be here for the next 12 hours or so wasting the hospitals time.
Two Gards just ran in carrying a baby in a car seat with a younger couple in tears behind them.
It's grim as fuck.

jesus

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

I hope you're ok too

 

[Reets]

I'm fine, is just an epic headache. e doctor is being ever so slightly cautious.
I've been moving my head slowly from side to side so it doesn't fill up as quickly, just in case.