Minor complaints thread (18 Viewers)

[7 - No tomorrow]

I wasn't invited nor do I think they want me there. Awkward times 100 up in this piece.

They asked you for money, they must like you.

Is the Bonnan Bui any closer to happening?

 

[washingcattle]

I wasn't invited nor do I think they want me there. Awkward times 100 up in this piece.

What are they watching ?

Just casually ruin the ending for them like my Da does.

"What's that you're watching ?

"Die Hard"

"Oh right, have I seen that....."

he stares at the screen for a while, squinting

"Oh yeah he throws yer man out the window at the end. It's pretty cool actually. Anyway have you seen the keys to my colostomy bag anywhere I need to change the oil in the budgie at the priests place ?"

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

It is 4pm. I desperately need for it to be 5pm.

 

[nooleen]

we put out poison for the mice on sunday night, against my feeble moral protests, and i swear they've just gotten extra energetic since

they're shooting around the kitchen like little rockets

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

we put out poison for the mice on sunday night, against my feeble moral protests, and i swear they've just gotten extra energetic since

they're shooting around the kitchen like little rockets

Gang aft agley, wha'?

 

[nooleen]

quite

 

[nooleen]

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[therealjohnny]

I wasn't invited nor do I think they want me there. Awkward times 100 up in this piece.

Tell them that in your day two euro was a lot of money. They are sure to gather around you in respectful awe to hear tales of the long long ago

 

[therealjohnny]

Aww I was thinking of Gymkana

I thought she meant one of these guys

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

quite

The Burns reference was done full-on pinkies-out.

 

[nooleen]

i couldn't think of a corresponding clever quip from the mousie poem

 

[GO]

Tell them that in your day two euro was a lot of money. They are sure to gather around you in respectful awe to hear tales of the long long ago

I tried that with Daisy yesterday.

I think she bought it.

 

[nooleen]

tell her about the old money
she's never lived in a world where the irish punt was currency

 

[Cormcolash]

we're sorry @Cormcolash

have you tried the samaritans?

0800 696969

I tried that and all I got was some dude called Pete

 

[Cormcolash]

Got halfway through the new hot sexy sport thread and realised I couldnt give a monkeys trumpet

That was me about 2 pages in too

 

[GO]

Ithink I'm going through a Kamchatka phase

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Forgive me Bruce,I know not what I've done

@pete get Cynthia into the sexy spurts thread.Shes a winner

 

[therealjohnny]

I watched a James Last concert on TV at the weekend...I can't get the big band, broadway chorus version of Green Day's "Wake me up When September Ends" out of my head


It just won't leave


sob

 

[jonah]

I watched a James Last concert on TV at the weekend...I can't get the big band, broadway chorus version of Green Day's "Wake me up When September Ends" out of my head


It just won't leave


sob

I read that as James' last concert and was like

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dance party up in here

 

[GO]

I watched a James Last concert on TV at the weekend...I can't get the big band, broadway chorus version of Green Day's "Wake me up When September Ends" out of my head


It just won't leave


sob

Check out the Paperback writer/My Sharona Mash up..that'll cure ya

 

[therealjohnny]

I will!